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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    So, what you're saying is that this is as good as it gets? I thought we were all headed to that new planet next time. I've got to rethink this.
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    You'll find a planet of your own with only those you need.. The riff raff will have fallen back to earth.
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    Still waking up...
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    Your a pro, or a really great experienced palate. In my 18 years of pouring, that's about five percent of the population. The rest of everyone is either just beginning and looking for more information, or still on a steep learning curve and enjoying the education that goes along with a wine...
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    Wine geek too drunk to be able to pronounce (or spell) it.
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    I run this story about once a year, with other people's suggestions. Some of you have some classics.
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    I've got one guy who had to get stitches... Beware.
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    From my story... I knew you guys would "get it." Pusher-uppers & puller-outers These are my two personal favorites. Both of them make the decision that you’ve poured enough wine, but instead of telling you in words, they tell you in actions. The pusher uppers are those people who, once they’ve...
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    From my side, I see it all...
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    Bell Ringers These guys must love to ring the bell for the Salvation Army at Christmas, because they spend the rest of the year rinsing their glasses; then, shaking them all over the event like they’re ringing the bell for the poor kids who might not have a Christmas without their monumental...
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    Tried to catch it before it posted... It got away from me. Sorry...
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    Beyond Wine Geegs: Satircal take on wine tasting behaviors

    After watching people do the most peculiar things while wine tasting, I got busy writing... Road Warrior Survival Guide (from my side of the table, while pouring) http://www.wine-blog.org/index.php/2011/03/16/road-warrior-survival-guide-revisited/ Hope none of you are in this list... My...
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    In which reality blows by satire

    Funny,as in funny (humorous, eclectic, other there, where I ususally find myself)
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    In which reality blows by satire

    Nuf said...
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