Duck!

[SFJoe]

Women, watch out on Thursday, or leave the house during the 4th quarter. http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/23/football-upsets-increase-domestic-violence/

 Domestic violence.

All I can say is that it's a good thing Yale tried to fake that punt on Saturday or there would have been some trouble in some houses I know.

 

[Sharon Bowman]

Um, gallows humor for the hols?

The important question is how not to knock over the decanter when you're thrashing your wife. Unless she knows how to salt the white rug, afterward, of course.

 

[Unknown]

Rule of thumb, yo!

 

[Thor]

So help me, I apologize, but it seemed relevant: