Waiting for JBL

Lou Kessler

Lou Kessler
I'm leaving the country next week for an extended length of time. Before I depart I'm trying to convince JBL he should return home. After Joe D. referred to him as a famous internet personality JBL has become a Republican and changed his religion to (high) Episcopalian. I think the shakeup on wall street has convinced him he should return here especially since he can't afford cases of Romanee Conti any longer.
 
I hear from a reliable source (not my estranged relative Lou Kessler) that Joe

Dressner has a snazzy new do!

I hear in some markets he is now known as "The Silver Surfer"

Numerous inquiries into such news have been denied and dismissed by the LDM

offices and refuse to comment further

Those close to the LDM circle report that he is donning a "Vintage beach Bum

type of look"

Creepy.
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
I'm trying to convince JBL he should return home.

While you're at it, could you work on DHP, Esq. too? He seems to have arrived at the ridiculous notion that he'd rather drink wine than talk about it, the slacker.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by SFJoe:
Where are you headed, Lou?
Sorry I missed your inquiry. 5,6, days Istanbul, cruise ship Med 2 weeks, Greek Isles, end in Venice for a day or so, fly to Prague for 5-7 days. Will be with kid brother and wife. He spent a couple of years in Prague while working for Boeing. They have friends there. Will be gone for a month.
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
originally posted by SFJoe:
Where are you headed, Lou?
Sorry I missed your inquiry. 5,6, days Istanbul, cruise ship Med 2 weeks, Greek Isles, end in Venice for a day or so, fly to Prague for 5-7 days. Will be with kid brother and wife. He spent a couple of years in Prague while working for Boeing. They have friends there. Will be gone for a month.
Wow, tough luck. My condolences.
 
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