Francly, I give a damn.

Oswaldo Costa

Oswaldo Costa
2007 Bernard Baudry Chinon Franc de Pied 12.5
For one evening, I became sincere and drank a Frank Franc de Pied Cab Franc. Served at around 15C, the aromas still volatiled nicely, berries pleasantly mixed with exotic church spices and leather. Savory, with satisfying density, light bitter finish, perfect acid/sweet balance. Complexity is not the point here, and it delivers simple pleasures with insuperable aplomb. As the analytical stage waned, the gulping stage ran amok and it became toast with alarming celerity. Even a magnum would have been dusted in a jiffy.
 
originally posted by Daniel Piechota:
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
What are "church spices"?

You need to have experienced a Catholic mass once to understand that note.
Jeff, I bet my sister would take you to St. Boniface on Sunday if you promise to behave.
 
originally posted by Vincent Fritzsche:
Might I suggest (franc)incense?

Brilliant! Yes, anything carried by the three wise men qualifies. Jeff, I'll make it up to you in the caption of one of my Portugal pictures, when I come around to posting them.
 
originally posted by SFJoe:
originally posted by Daniel Piechota:
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
What are "church spices"?

You need to have experienced a Catholic mass once to understand that note.
Jeff, I bet my sister would take you to St. Boniface on Sunday if you promise to behave.
Maybe one of the priests at St. Boniface could hear Jeff's confession? Would they have one that had a couple of days to occupy?
 
Puns aside, frankinsence is indeed usually the core of Catholic church insense, along with some other things. Not to ruin a string of bad jokes. Long may you pun.
 
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originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
What does frankincense smell like?

...and if you don't frankin' know what frankin' incense frankin' smells like just go to midnight frankin' Mass when they swing that big smoking thing around. Or that cathedral in Spain that has the world's biggest incense contraption whose swing can span the entire vestibule (where was that...?).

Also, Sepulchral Tuscan Sangiovese.
 
Hey, don't knock the state that gave you Ben Affleck.

...wait, that wasn't a counter-argument, was it?
 
originally posted by Karen Goetz:
Ex Catholic, Ex Cellar
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
What does frankincense smell like?

...and if you don't frankin' know what frankin' incense frankin' smells like just go to midnight frankin' Mass when they swing that big smoking thing around. Or that cathedral in Spain that has the world's biggest incense contraption whose swing can span the entire vestibule (where was that...?).

Also, Sepulchral Tuscan Sangiovese.
If the substance exists only within churches then it isn't important.
 
Looking at that picture, I smell dead people.

Frankincense smells like frankincense, or perhaps certain Chinon.

After all this, I'm tempted to bring back franklin.
 
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