Opening salvo in the war on Christmas

[Brad Widelock]

Recently released Snowden documents reveal a conspiracy between the forces of Thanksgiving and Hanukah to form an alliance of overeating known as Thanksgivukah. The menorah is ready to go. Watch out, Christmas.

 

[Jeff Grossman]

My friends, this is where it's at.

 

[Jay Miller]

originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
My friends, this is where it's at.

No, this is.

 

[Jeff Grossman]

originally posted by Jay Miller:

originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
My friends, this is where it's at.

No, this is.

They need a menurkey. Repurposing a peacock is weird.

And they could use a proofreader ("It’s the best to happen to American Jews since...")

Just say no to the Manischewitz brine, but the rest of it is pretty funny.

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

Kosher turducken, anyone?

 

[David Erickson]

This one isn't kosher.

...and brings to mind the old adage, "nothing exceeds like excess."

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

My son wants to make something called a math turducken - he watches too many Vi Hart videos. I'd better keep this away from him.