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Thor

Thor Iverson
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Well-stuffed and liberally liquored, we feel ready to brave the winds and head back to the hotel. Or so we think. Just a few blocks from our destination, it feels like a hurricane has arrived. Theresa thinks she sees something blow out of a womans bag, and turns to tell her.

Hurry! Catch it! The woman is pointing across the road. The abrasion on my eyes is profound, and I cant quite see what shes looking at.

Suddenly, Theresa pipes up. My glasses!

And there in the middle of a busy street, describing a ten-foot diameter circle in a constantly-swirling cyclone of wind, are her glasses. They skip and glide across the ground, a mere wisp of color against the asphalt. Cars pass over them, uncaring, and still they blow. Seeing a brief break in traffic, I leap out to try and stop them with my foot, but they lift and hurdle skywardthen plummet back to the earth. A truck approaches, honking.

Uh-oh.

continued here.

Notes follow:

Overhex Soulo 2007 Sauvignon Blanc (Western Cape) Green pepper juice, yet bisque-textured. How does that work, exactly? How does one pick a month too early and yet abandon all hint acidity? (11/08)

Overhex Balance 2006 Merlot/Cabernet Sauvignon (Western Cape) Some green, some red, some black. Boring. (11/08)

Signal Hill La Siesta 2005 Grenache Blanc (Western Cape) When first conceived (not that long ago), this was the only grenache blanc in all of South Africa, though that may not be true any longer. Ive ordered it because its local the winery is, at least ostensibly, located in Cape Town and its certainly an adventurous introduction to the local wine scene. Oxidative but complexless Scholium Project or Gravner than Kalinshowing old apricot, brown soil, and an old-leaf, mulchy texture. Dry, white and peppery is how it finishes. Points for effort, and its quite drinkable (though a bit of a crank with food), but I think this could be a little better. (11/08)

Bouchard Finlayson 2003 Hannibal (Walker Bay) A very strange blend: 52% sangiovese, 24% pinot noir, 11% nebbiolo, 9% mourvdre, and 4% barbera. Only in the New World, eh? I suppose all those grapes contribute something, and with enough study their contributions do become individually apparent, but the problem isnt so much that the whole is less than the sum of its parts (though I think it is), but rather that the mathematics havent been left to their own devices, and instead have been forced into a high-volume attempt at showstopping that deafens rather than seduces. Theres a heavy, heated, porty character that characterizes the wineoverly-intense dark black, blue, and purple fruit with a thick-browed textureand despite the varietal hodgepodge it tastes very much like some of Californias most extravagantly syrah-like pinots. Thats not a compliment, in my book, but those with contrasting tastes may want to take note. (11/08)

Simonsig 2001 Redhill Pinotage (Stellenbosch) This is one of South Africas most decorated pinotages, but I cant countenance the path its taken to get there. Oaky, with chocolate and slight volatility, followed by an intense explosion of synthetic berries. It probably needs even more years than it has already been given, but I just dont think the balance is there; I believe the wood will always gloss over whatever qualities this wine might have had, and those qualities are already a little too shiny for my taste. In its style its well made, I suppose, but I dont enjoy it very much. (11/08)

Signal Hill 2005 Vin de lEmpereur (Paarl) Sweet muscat dAlexandrie, and already very dark brown, with moderate floral notes and an exotic, botrytis-laden aroma. However, all the rewards in the nose, because the hollow and rather light palate doesnt follow through on any of the formers promises. Good, but only just. (11/08)
 
Seriously. It takes me to a page with that same text at the bottom and a link for 'next,' which leads to that page that talks about being lost in a maze.
 
Oh. Yeah, well, the "next" thing doesn't work because there's no chapter two yet. If you read the second paragraph of the maze text, you'll see the same explanation.

See, I've been too busy coding a preview function to go back and add the "next" links when the following chapters are actually up...
 
So we never get to find out if you're killed by the honking truck?

Tease.

Also, I'm seeing a lot of text artifacts ("were hungry againwhich couldnt" "(time out wines, rich and robust) "). Maybe leftover rtf formatting?

If only you'd gotten that Preview Function up and running!
 
If only you'd gotten that Preview Function up and running!

I know, right? It's like there's no excuse for it.

The artifacts problem I'll take the blame for, though.
 
originally posted by Dan McQ:
Who kidnapped Thor and substituted a deadline-conscious writer?

I thought I saw a pig fly the other day.

FWIW, SAA has much better flights directly to and from the U.S. (or at least Washington Dulles). Long (15-18 hours, depending on the direction you're going) but on more modern airplanes with better leg room and VOD. Plus you don't have to deal with Heathrow.

Your arrival sounds a bit like ours -- mid-July, roller-coaster landing with winds gusting above 40 miles an hour and an early morning temperature (after departing in the midst of summer) in the low 30s.
 
I thought I saw a pig fly the other day.

You can all bite me.

FWIW, SAA has much better flights directly to and from the U.S. (or at least Washington Dulles). Long (15-18 hours, depending on the direction you're going) but on more modern airplanes with better leg room and VOD. Plus you don't have to deal with Heathrow.

All true. But Theresa was giving a keynote in Rome a few days before we left, and another in London just after we got back, so this was the only option that made sense. Alas.

Loved the Yotel, though. Made Heathrow almost tolerable. Almost.

Your arrival sounds a bit like ours -- mid-July, roller-coaster landing with winds gusting above 40 miles an hour

That was the thing, though: it was probably the most beautiful landing I've ever experienced. Like setting a newborn kitten on a pillow. We didn't even feel the wheels touch. They told me that when it's the "black south-wester," which is what the wind was, landings at CPT are actually quite easy (Durban is apparently a different story). It's just walking that's impossible. The coming evening, and the next day, were even worse, alas. We did *not* have good weather for the first two weeks of our vacation, but I suppose that's karma, as we've had surprisingly little rain over nine weeks in New Zealand.

and an early morning temperature (after departing in the midst of summer) in the low 30s.

That part, blessedly, wasn't the same. The temps in Cape Town were perfect, even in the worst of the wind and rain...about 65-78F over the course of five days. (Which was, I have to say, about two days too long...which I suspected all along, but Theresa couldn't be budged. Though if we hadn't stayed longer, we never would have seen Table Mountain, so I guess it worked out. I enjoyed CT, but other than a night here or there on the way to somewhere else, I see no reason to go back.)
 
Finally moved on? Looking at the picture, I thought we were still in Aotearoa.

Can you do a Greece travelogue next? I'm excited about their autochthonous varieties.
 
I'd be happy to make something up. I expect initial publication sometime in the next century, though.
 
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