originally posted by Eden Mylunsch:
At some point during Shavasana (corpse pose, an appropriate name given the fact that my yoga class starts at 6 AM and by the end of the class it feels like the end of moi, what with parts of moi hurting that I didn’t even know I had), it dawned on me this thread is a textbook example of why I’d be okay sticking with only Austrian wine were I marooned on a desert island.
FWIW, I would have selected a Wiener Gemischter satz (the Wieninger Nußberg Alte Reben), a Grüner Veltliner Smaragd (likely from Rudi Pichler or Prager) and a red (an older bottle from Tschida. Rosi Schuster, or Moric) and I wouldn’t have paired any of them with a specific course, but I’d serve all three alongside each of the savory courses (I’d drink a Kracher TBA— a Zwischen den Seen, not Nouvelle Vague bottlings — about a decade out to accompany the foie. All Austrian, but kind of loosey-goosey with what’s sipped with what’s chewed, intended to inspire conversation should the attendees care. And since I’m stranded on a desert island I’m probably already babbling to myself pretty regularly anyway, so I can just drink the wines without having to defend my preferences to the other attendees (seagulls and mermaids don’t necessarily have strong opinions on wine pairings).
But in the meantime, all y’all are tossing hundreds of words back and forth like they were hand grenades flying between the trenches in the Battle of the Somme, all revolving around the propriety of assigning specific French wines to dishes that look good but that sorta/kinda/maybe/oughta work with them. Sure, if I’m dining on a desert island on food that’s been flown in (begging the question of “if they’re dropping fancy dinners off to me, why couldn’t they just rescue me on of these times?)(which might also beg the question that maybe I’m on this island because I’ve contracted leprosy and they just don’t want to tell me), I reckon I’d have other, more important things to concern myself with. Like fruit flies. Snakes. Getting conked on my head by a coconut. Losing my only corkscrew.
-Eden (pondering if a falling coconut would also be categorized as a “fruit fly”?)