Imagine you feel like making your Monday night moules special in tomato-garlic wine broth this time around. Because you can. Your Muscadet, Sancerre, and even Champagne (even though you'll waste everyone's time claiming it's just a matter of finding the *right* Champagne) will object profusely. So your knee-jerk reaction is to go Mediterranean, and if you are lucky you'll end up with something like Maestracci Corse Calvi Blanc or a nice bottle of Trebbiano, perhaps even from Tiberio. Not bad, but wait a minute, there was a reason you thought of Muscadet in the first place, since it kicked ass with your last moules rendition in a different prep. You've got the flavors matched, but you don't want to lose the salinity, you gotta feel that sea breeze. The answer is of course Pecorino. With the caveat that even Tiberio's, while surprisingly vibrant in 2018, is beginning to pick up a bit of baby fat for the genre in vintages such as 2020 and 2022. Best therefore to check the weather report. As to general preferences for Christiana's Trebbiano or Cerasuolo to Pecorino? Sure, why not. Only one question: what the fuck does that even mean?