Everything is better with bacon


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originally posted by Chris Coad:
Don't forget the potential uses as a foundation garment!

I take it that that's a remnant from Lisa's days as a lingerie model?

(Not kosher, I realize)
Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Thor:
Nice post, Kane.

Nice!

I'm still stuck on trying to come up things that are not better with bacon.

Ok, still thinking.

jb (who's wondering if it's too late to fry up the rest of that Niman Ranch Applewood Smoked Bacon in the fridge)
 
originally posted by Brad Kane:
I hope that's not Rachel Ray.

Rasher Ray, maybe

jb (who realizes this thread is on a very rapid downhill slide but just wanted to beat Thor to the rasher pun)
 
I'm still stuck on trying to come up things that are not better with bacon.

Still thinking.
Really. I mean, even bacon is better with bacon. Bacon with bacon cooked in bacon with a side of bacon and topped with bacon is, indeed, improved by bacon. QED, as the bacon-loving Romans used to say.
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Chris Coad:
Don't forget the potential uses as a foundation garment!

I take it that that's a remnant from Lisa's days as a lingerie model?

(Not kosher, I realize)
Mark Lipton

No, no, just lazy Sunday-wear around my place. Watching baseball, eating wings, strapping on the bacon bra....
 
originally posted by mlawton:
originally posted by Chris Coad:
Don't forget the potential uses as a foundation garment!

That's one way to make sure you are rescued by firemen in the event of a housefire!

Unless they're Jewish, Muslim or Vegan.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by mlawton:
originally posted by Chris Coad:
Don't forget the potential uses as a foundation garment!

That's one way to make sure you are rescued by firemen in the event of a housefire!

Unless they're Jewish, Muslim or Vegan.

Mark Lipton

Doesn't fit the stereotype, does it?
 
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