Off the Record Drinking

I have the feeling if I don't comment on this thread they will take away my gold leaf membership card and my secret decoder ring that allows me to understand what Kane means when he posts on Disorder.
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Mandatoryand my secret decoder ring that allows me to understand what Kane means when he posts on Disorder.
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You are probably better off without it. Just pretend he's Yogi Berra.
 
originally posted by Chris Coad:
originally posted by Thor:
Truffle oil's best use is probably on popcorn.
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Ooh! Yes! I get the same reaction to that weird chemical "butter" stuff they put on popcorn at the movies!
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That's diacetyl aka 2,3-butanedione, the same stuff that gives most CalChards their characteristic yuckiness.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Yixin:

Brad, you've infected them, you fat fuck.
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Yixin-

Given that the only time we met you spent most of the evening vomiting in Connell's toilet because you drank too much, doesn't give you the liberty to post such things.
 
originally posted by Brad Kane:
originally posted by Yixin:

Brad, you've infected them, you fat fuck.
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Yixin-

Given that the only time we met you spent most of the evening vomiting in Connell's toilet because you drank too much, doesn't give you the liberty to post such things.
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The original book of manners by Emily Post says you're correct.Fuck=yes Fat fuck=no Yixin, Yixin? the 5th letter of the ancient Greek alphabet? Mormon sorority at Columbia?
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Chris Coad:
originally posted by Thor:
Truffle oil's best use is probably on popcorn.
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Ooh! Yes! I get the same reaction to that weird chemical "butter" stuff they put on popcorn at the movies!
Click to expand...

That's diacetyl aka 2,3-butanedione, the same stuff that gives most CalChards their characteristic yuckiness.

Mark Lipton
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I used that in an olfaction experiment in graduate school. A little goes a long way.
 
originally posted by Brad Kane:
...doesn't give you the liberty to post such things.
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Don't be upset. I happen to know for a fact that Babelfish often accidentally uses such words when translating Malay to English.

Besides, by Southeast Asian standards, even Rahsaan is a fat fuck.
 
I'm an addict and do all sorts of stuff to it at home.

My local hang-out has taken to pre-paring different variants for me. Bacon is great, but a bit heavy.

MMMM, maybe it's popcorn for dinner.
 
I don't mind if you talk while we drink. I might even join in. It's the alternative that leaves me cold.

By the way: if you talk while I drink and I seem to be ignoring you, then you know what it's like to be Theresa
 
Yixin-

Given that the only time we met you spent most of the evening vomiting in Connell's toilet because you drank too much, doesn't give you the liberty to post such things.
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I am sorry if I hurt your feelings, you fuck.

I would like to clarify that, having sized up the situation, I was minimising my contact with Kane the fuck by staying in the toilet. It is no coincidence that since then:

1. My pronouncements on wine have not shown any sign of Kane infection
2. I have never spent that much time in a toilet no matter how much I've drunk
3. Kane the fuck and I have not met again

If even Kolm can be Kaned (cf. bizarre statement on Boxler), then the rest of us should be very careful.
 
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