Tasting Notes

Here's a classic tasting note we can all appreciate (from CT):

2003 Smith Haut Lafite:
Is this Bordeaux? Ripe berry nose gives way to a full-bodied, sweet, ripe new-world red with little to no noticeable tannins. Just a touch of earth buried under the gobs of fruit. Good, but if I wanted this, I'd have spent half the price on an Aussie bomb.

Guess what the taster "rated" it?

90 pts.

Points rule.
 
originally posted by Putnam Weekley:
Can. Not. Keep. Up. With. The inside. Jokes.

My fault. Sorry.

Ooh! I'm so outside that I didn't even realize there were inside jokes. Care to elaborate a little bit to help out those of us who always miss those kinds of things?
 
originally posted by Chris Coad:
originally posted by Peter Czyryca:
Here's a classic tasting note we can all appreciate (from CT):

Who or what in the world is "CT"? Clyde Tolson?

Uhh... Connecticut? Outr, I realize, but sometimes youse just gotta call 'em as you sees 'em.

Mark Lipton
 
I love playing too cool for school! What does ASAP stand for? DMV? MTV? Fuck acronyms, they are the highway to hipsterism.

Long live feigned idiotism!
 
originally posted by Joe Perry:
I love playing too cool for school! What does ASAP stand for? DMV? MTV? Fuck acronyms, they are the highway to hipsterism.

Long live feigned idiotism!

Those are easy. ASAP=As Soon As Possible, usually. I'm not sure about the others in wine talk, unless you mean DMV like the Department of Motor Vehicles and MTV like the TV network.

So, Mr. Smartypants, who is "CT"?
 
originally posted by Joe Perry:
I love playing too cool for school! What does ASAP stand for? DMV? MTV? Fuck acronyms, they are the highway to hipsterism.

Long live feigned idiotism!

A Syrah and a Pinot. I think it's a new hipster winery in California.

DMV=Drink more Viognier, it's the new sponsor of Hospice du Rhone

MTV=Mumm, Tattinger and Veuve Clicquot. It's a new trade organization dedicated to the homogenization of Champagne and the promotion of "tete de cuvee" consumption by hip-hop stars.
 
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