TNs: Very Veri Vini--Los Angeles, a reunion and revelation

originally posted by VLM:
originally posted by Eden Mylunsch:
We should hold a boardwide jeebus sometime and prove the existence of everyone,
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I'm offering to host. Third weekend of October in Durham, NC.

I can try to negotiate with the Marriott down the street from Rue Cler for rates, although it is Durham, and not that expensive to begin with.
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Count me in. The stay at the Marriott, jeeb at Pops/Rue Cler (and Pops) plan is perfect.

I do expect everyone to be required to bring a photo id so we can start to sort out the Coad and Mylunsch character lists.
 
Sadly, I'll be unable to jeeb in Durham that weekend because Chris has booked me for a personal appearance at The Nailbox, Salon & Sanctuary . Coad told me that he spoke to skraft about how I could be more efficient in branding myself and this is what they've come up with. (?) (!) I mean, I understand how personal grooming, pampering and sactualizing is a good thing, but is the pedicured path the best road to success? The Brain Trust (that's how Coad & skraft are branding their brandbuilding consultation coalition) promised that they could get the stars out (Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Juice Newton, Jennifer Anniston, etc are confirmed with more TBA later once we decide on a caterer - Wolfgang Puck is the obvious one, but Ferran Adria is really interested too because he doesn't yet have as much street cred on this part of the Pacific Coast Highway as his branding specialists -La Confianza de Cerebro- think he should have)(if you ask me, there are some suspicious links between my branding specialists and Adria's branding specialists, but I won't go there). They say that by me getting papparazzied in the National Enquirer my career will grow in leaps and bounds. Being a trusting sort (and possibly non-existent too, if the rumors of my creation by Doghead several years ago as a device to drive eyeballs to the Wine therapy site turn out to be true) so I'm going along with this plan. After all, some people pay big $$ for such career-enhancing PR campaigns, and since they're willing to plot this out for free, who am I to look up the nostrils of a gift horse (particularly if they've been groomed in a swanky spa or somewhere).

So I figure that it'll be a good career move for me, even if I have to miss the big-do in Durham (what do they have there besides wine anyway, bulls? I can ride those at the Calgary Stampede) but there'll be other one somewhere, someday. Maybe Sarah (Warner, not vowell) could attend and pretend to be me, and she could commit lots of outrageous, thought and violence-provoking acts (in the name of like, performance art) and further help to build my street cred as a serious improvisational aromatherapy artiste. Isn't that what I'm supposed to be doing now to get out of my job at the real estate agency (talk about "Dead City"!!!). Chris, whaddya think about that? Me making nice with the celebs "on the coast" while I'm also raising hell in Durham, why, that'd get the tongues wagging, wouldn't it? I think that it'd be a really good career builder, dontcha think?

-Eden (the coffee should be kicking in any time now, and then WATCH OUT!!!)
 
originally posted by Eden Mylunsch:
Sadly, I'll be unable to jeeb in Durham that weekend because Chris has booked me for a personal appearance at The Nailbox, Salon & Sanctuary .

Maybe Sarah (Warner, not vowell) could attend and pretend to be me, and she could commit lots of outrageous, thought and violence-provoking acts (in the name of like, performance art) and further help to build my street cred as a serious improvisational aromatherapy artiste.

-Eden (the coffee should be kicking in any time now, and then WATCH OUT!!!)
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I think I'd rather go to THe Nailbox. A spa with lattes!!!?? Holy heavens. And I'd get to meet Eden. Eden, we could get pedi'd together. Oh it would be all sorts of crazy giggles and fun. I could help you get that publicity you need in the name of performance art. We'll turn you into the Paris Hilton/Mae West of wine, darling. Let's howl at the moon.
 
I'm not sure I'd ever call Eric Texier jovial. Yet, Sarah does not once but twice.

You must be quite charming, Sarah. Bojo to your heart's content.

Kudos, Coad.

Eden, you owe me $30.

jb, i'll have your $30 soon.

VLM, you're losing your edge.

Kane, well, you know.
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:
I'm not sure I'd ever call Eric Texier jovial. Yet, Sarah does not once but twice.
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I did! OH noes! Over use of jovial! I was pretty jovial at the time. it was on my mind.
 
Transference? Like getting transferred to the beach? Does this mean that I still owe you $30 or has it gone up due to the local tax structure?

-Eden (not exactly jovial, but neither am I morose)
 
I figured if Eden can live on a quickly eroding cliff on a fault line in the firebelt, dammit so can I!

Yes, it's now $66.66 to cover the healthcare, earthquake, prison, care-not-cash, and stimulus fees. Oh, and my medical marijuana prescription.
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:
I figured if Eden can live on a quickly eroding cliff on a fault line in the firebelt, dammit so can I!

Yes, it's now $66.66 to cover the healthcare, earthquake, prison, care-not-cash, and stimulus fees. Oh, and my medical marijuana prescription.
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I miss CA.
 
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