Petition for the return of Chris Coad

[Sharon Bowman]

Not only has he ceased to appear in photographic form; it would seem that his online musings have slipped into invisibility, as well.

This will not do! Some of us are stuck in the hinterlands of ambiguous existence without the internet presence of Mr. Coad.

I am hereby, for the good of all satellite personae and those who follow their comings and goings, launching a petition for the return to Wine disorder of the erstwhile scribe of a thousand jeebi.

Sharon Bowman

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[Rahsaan]

Yes please.

Is he on hiatus?

Has he been banned?

I know he is a clever writer but I didn't think he was the type to get embroiled in a journalistic junket scandal.

 

[BJ]

Coad, Coad, Coad, Coad...

 

[slaton]

Indeed, he's been missed.

 

[lars makie]

I keep on refreshing the site hoping to find that he's been off working on the Infinite Jest of jeebus write-ups and that it will just show up one day. But alas, it never appears.

 

[MLipton]

Come back, Chris! All is forgiven. We'll celebrate with grilled manatee and Turley Zins. Really.

Mark Lipton

 

[SFJoe]

Don't make us beg.

No, wait, you have.

But that's OK.

 

[Don Rice]

ditto ditto ditto

ah the smell of fresh dittos... je me souviens

 

[MarkS]

Perhaps he's workign on the MOTHER of all Boatloads segment? Perhaps the 100-bottles of cheep plonk segments were just a tad weenie too shmall, and he'll come back bigger and better with a 500 Fightin' Varietals segment to put to shame he can taste and guzzle with the best of 'em.

A thought.

 

[Dan McQ]

What do you mean?

He is right here and here.

I hear he is simply on location.

 

[Frank Deis]

Christine, huh?

The plot thickens.

 

[Jay Miller]

Until he transcribes dinner at my place how do I know it really happened? Pretty please!

More seriously I hear he started writing Waiting for Coad and got stuck in an infinite loop. I never meta Coad writeup I didn't like...

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

Drag him back by his beard!

 

[Jay Miller]

originally posted by Ian Fitzsimmons:
Drag him back by his beard!

So that's why he shaved? Clever, Mr. Coad, very clever. But we still want to read your writeups again!

 

[Thor]

So the islanders were right after all: Brad took his photo too many times and stole his soul.

 

[MLipton]

originally posted by Thor:
So the islanders were right after all: Brad took his photo too many times and stole his soul.

Nah, if that were the case he'd simply be posting on eBob. [insert emoticon of choice here]

Mark Lipton

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

He'd be moderating it.

 

[Brad Kane]

Coad would have no use for this sappy, sentimental drivel. Fuck Chris Coad!

Jay, I have pics to prove he was at your place almost two weeks ago that I'll post when I get back to NY.

 

[Ruben Ramos]

Didn't Chris lose his job recently? Maybe he is busy looking for work!

 

[Dan McQ]

I'm confused... what's a meta Coad writeup anyway?