Petition for the return of Chris Coad

[Frank Deis]

So, Mr. and Mrs. Rasmussen are having an argument, she got a permanent at the beauty parlor and she thinks she looks like Jessica Biel. Her husband thinks that's just crazy talk, and bets her a glass of Sauternes that he can prove it. So they see Pastor Inqvist walking by and they invite him in and explain the situation to him. He takes a long look at Mrs. Rasmussen and hands her the bottle:

"Pour it, you're no Biel!"

 

[Jay Miller]

originally posted by Chris Coad:
Oh, for the fuck of shit.

Thank you for signing our petition.

 

[MLipton]

originally posted by Frank Deis:
Ah yes, the lure of the Saluces.

Quick, plug my ears with wax!

Sauternes off the volume, already.

Mark Lipton