Many people have sent private messages, asking me who else will be attending the Anfora Wine Dinner this Thursday. The restaurant has a strict policy of maintaining the privacy of our guests. However, the call for naming names has been strong. The public wants to know. And so, without further ado,
THE GUEST LIST for the upcoming Anfora Wine Dinner:
Maya Angelou
David Sedaris
Anthony Hopkins
Dave Chappelle
Bruno Ganz
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Allen Ginsberg
Toni Morrison
Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe
Jean-Luc Godard
Anita Ekberg
Marvin Gaye
the Chairman from Kitchen Stadium
Leonard Tolstoy
Dr. Watson
Eric Rohmer
Franz Kafka
Eugene Delacroix
James Joyce, who has commited to bringing some older Lispida
Skopas
the dog from Turner & Hooch (a friend of SFJoe's, apparently)
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Warren Buffet
Nadine Gordimer
Elmer Fudd
Klaus Kinski
Sinclair Lewis
Ovid
Bertrand Russell
Johannes from The Diary of a Seducer
one of the Transformers, I can't remember their names right now
Billy D. Williams
Baruch Spinoza
Mr. Belvedere
Edward R. Murrow
Nancy Drew
Hurley from Lost
And Nathan Vandergrift, and Jeff Connell, and some Liquidator dude.
Can you believe that shit?
That is some serious A list!
So, where will you be this Thursday, the 29th??