I'm almost afraid to do this...

[Patrick Cappiello]

I'm new to the board. Looking forward to the notoriously warm welcome..

 

[SFJoe]

Oh, let's get it over with. Fuck you, Patrick, it's nice to see you.

 

[SFJoe]

And be careful, too much time spent around here will grow hair on your palms, and in your case distract you from the essentials of your actual job.

 

[Patrick Cappiello]

I couldn't have asked for a better person to start! Thank you Joe. It's nice to see you too.
Hello Sharon, an honor to finally meet you.
That will be the last of the ass kissing!

 

[Jeff Grossman]

The Franmara? Really?

 

[Sharon Bowman]

Guess I shouldn't have deleted my "Hi," but I felt it was rather a come-down after Joe's traditional-style obscenity-laden halloo.

 

[Patrick Cappiello]

originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
The Franmara? Really?

I use it several times a week, and sometimes to get corks out of wine bottles!

 

[Levi Dalton]

Welcome, Patrick.

 

[Patrick Cappiello]

originally posted by Levi Dalton:
Welcome, Patrick.

Thank you, Sir.

 

[Frank Deis]

welcome newbies. You'll fit right in in no time.

 

[Florida Jim]

"Almost afraid;" good for you.
Best, Jim

 

[Yixin]

What the fuck are you doing?

 

[VLM]

go drown yourself in Pontet-Canet.