Things that make you go, "Shit"

Susannah

Susannah
So, as some of you know, I'm the rather new sommelire at a restaurant in NC that prides itself on its four-Diamond rating from AAA. Tonight we had our first Big Event since my signing on, our chapter in a traveling series of dinners amongst the four-Diamond restaurants in the area (at each dinner, all the chefs from all the restaurants involved are each responsible for a course). After hassling a few people ten days ago and then nine days ago, and then eight days ago, and then a week ago, I was able to get the menu for pairing purposes. My restaurant is an Italian restaurant, so I decide to take the opportunity to do some subliminal marketing and use all Italian wines, despite the heterogeneous nature of the food.

Now, I had some things coming down the wire on this - a vendor rep hand-delivered my Bera on ice an hour before the event began (he'd been expecting the truck hours earlier in the day - shit happens). But nothing compared to what ensued:

There I was, in line-up before service for our 65-person dinner with my floor staff, my chef and sous chef, and all the visiting chefs and sous chefs when one of the latter sees our printed menus on the tables and comments, "that's not what I made," The fucking spicy yellow watermelon broth identity-crisis dish that had tortured me a week prior had evolved into a sherried-lobster cheesecake with salad and shit. My Bisson was too fruity. It was fifteen minutes till service. You could hear laughter and conversation bubbling in from the lounge. It's a small restaurant; I don't have case-quantity of almost any wines around.

"Shit."

I felt as though all the blood drained out of me, all at once. Calm hitherto, suddenly I was jittery and having to fight back a freak-out. Our biggest event of the year, probably; I'm the new wine director when everyone's fond of at least one of my recent predecessors; this event is, by definition, about being perfect. I had to walk away for a moment and then come back and taste the new dish.

So, I switched the Arneis and Rosato, having no other choice, and we reprint the menus.

The wines of the evening for the customers? People were very kind and seemed to enjoy all of them, but the Occhipinti and the Bera were a cut above. People fucking lost their shit and wanted to know what was going on with these wines, where they could buy them, blah blah blah. It was encouraging, but also frustrating, as I felt the earlier-course wines could have shone more if I'd been able to pair them properly.

For completeness' sake:

Mixed passed hors d'oeuvres
Our signature coctail (Luli Moscato Chinato, orange juice, and club soda)

First course
Late summer watermelon, poached lobster, tiny greens, crispy pancetta, spicy yellow watermelon broth, and smoked poblanos

This dish is going in six different directions. I throw up my hands and say pink. 2007 Bisson Ciliegiolo Rosato it is.

Second Course
Lightly-smoked and cider-cured salmon croque monsieur with dill emulsion, tart apple chutney, chiogga beet syrup, and at least one other ingredient I forget now

2007 Cordero di Montezemolo Langhe Arneis

Third course
Mushroom and local goat cheese tart topped with duck prosciutto, finished with pomegranate gastrique

2006 Occhipinti Nero d'Avola Siccagno

Fourth course

Cannelloni stuffed with house-made ricotta, served with local-beef/kalamata olive rag, fried rosemary, and house-made parmesan

2005 Pertimali Rosso di Montalcino

Dessert
Crepe stuffed with caramelized apples and local goat cheese, topped with vanilla ice cream, served with local honey and candied walnuts

Bera Moscato d'Asti
 
Susannah, I congratulate you on your good response to the near-panic. The switch was a good accommodation. Have the bosses weighed-in with their opinions?

(I kinda like the idea of a fruity rosato with that sandwich. Do you think the watermelon soup would have gone well with an albarino?)
 
originally posted by Chris Coad:
Wait, what happened to the sherried lobster cheesecake?

Can such a concoction be eaten?
It was not very good, in my opinion. And it was on top of some green puree that made it slide all over the plate as one ran the plates. Perhaps I was proudest of the fact that I tamped down the urge to respond, "Thank goodness" when the chef told me he wasn't doing the spicy yellow watermelon broth monstrosity.

originally posted by Bwood:
How is the '05 Pertimali Rosso?
Way young and tight, with the fruit chained up, but it did well with the dark and earthy flavors of the rag.

originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Have the bosses weighed-in with their opinions?
Who, the customers? They liked the wines. Or do you mean the chefs? They were all rather dour and not having what I deem the appropriate amount of fun for the opportunity of getting together with a bunch of other local chefs and cooking together.
(I kinda like the idea of a fruity rosato with that sandwich. Do you think the watermelon soup would have gone well with an albarino?)
Yeah, I could see that. I was self-limiting on the Italian thing, though.
 
originally posted by Susannah:
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Have the bosses weighed-in with their opinions?
Who, the customers? They liked the wines. Or do you mean the chefs? They were all rather dour....
I meant the people who liked your predecessor(s) and were watching you closely on this first big-deal event.
I was self-limiting on the Italian thing, though.
Oh, right. I read that. Never mind.
 
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
(I kinda like the idea of a fruity rosato with that sandwich. Do you think the watermelon soup would have gone well with an albarino?)

I don't really think of the Bisson as a particularly fruity style of ros.

I would have served a really oaky chardonnay, like the Gaja, just to teach those fuckers a lesson.
 
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
I meant the people who liked your predecessor(s) and were watching you closely on this first big-deal event.
Oh, well, my GM attended the dinner and was pleased. But I meant more that there are lots of customers as well as parts of my organization with particular loyalties to one or another previous sommelier.
originally posted by VLM:
I don't really think of the Bisson as a particularly fruity style of ros.
It's really different this year, darker in color, fruitier, with a poppier acidity, and no taste of onions.
 
[/quote]Oh, well, my GM attended the dinner and was pleased. But I meant more that there are lots of customers as well as parts of my organization with particular loyalties to one or another previous sommelier.
Now I will definitely have to stop by for that glass of wine.
 
originally posted by Brad Kane:
Was I the only one that thought Indian food and Mexican water with the title?
I'm not on the same page with you all the time but in this case a similiar thought crossed my mind. Having spent most of my adult life in So Ca with its proximity to Tijuana it's understandable.
 
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