Eatin' with Eden: My Lunch with Mylunsch

MLipton

Mark Lipton
One of the perks, for those so minded, of my job is the travel to scientific meetings and conferences in all sorts of exotic locations, such as Washington, DC in mid-August. This particular trip to Ventura, CA for a week-long Gordon Research Conference gave me the opportunity to acquaint myself with recent developments in Sideways country (more on this later) and also to visit some of the locals. In this latter vein, Tuesday saw me motoring down the PCH to Mailbu for lunch with the legend, the alluring Eden Mylunsch.

The adventure began when I arrived at her seaside bungalow and, after an exchange of pleasantries, was given the task of selecting appropriate lunch wines from the reefer. Since the plan was to dine at Malibu Seafood, Eden had thoughtfully propped up a few whites for my perusal. Despite the temptation of the Chave Hermitage Blanc lurking in the background, I finally settled on a bottle of the '99 Nikolaihof Grner Veltliner Federspiel Imweingebirge that beckoned from the front. Upon announcing my selection, I was informed by my hostess that I needed to select TWO wines for lunch. Wow, this Malibu lifestyle is certainly alien to my workaday existence. Wine with lunch is novel enough, but a bottle a person? Good thing I didn't have to return to the meeting until 6. So, what next? As luck would have it, removal of the GV revealed behind it a bottle of the '94 Tyrell's Vat 1 Semillon. When I revealed that I'd never had an aged example of a Hunter Valley Semillon, the deal was done, so off we went to our lunch spot.

I freely confess that Eden's attire of leather pants, stiletto heels and (faux?) leopard-skin coat was slightly OTT for the occasion, but we made quite a splash upon disembarking from her cherry red Maybeck and entering the cramped fishmonger's storefront to order our food. Having selected some clams and fish tacos, we retreated outside for al fresco dining and unbridled wine geekery. Eden popped the corks on both bottles with a defiant look in her eyes that clearly communicated to me that I wasn't going to get away without a full-on geek-out. so I set myself to the task with enthusiasm. Both wines emerged a pale gold in color.

First up was the Grner, which was -- as expected -- bone dry, with a strong minerality. Beneath that overlay, however, was a distinct Welch's Grape Juice vibe that was so incongruous that I had to revisit the wine three times to assure myself that I wasn't succumbing to some sun-induced hallucination. While I wouldn't call the wine fresh, it bore no sign of oxidation and was quite lively in the mouth with plenty of acidity. Turning my attention next to the Semillon, I was struck immediately by the incongruity of the nose. Smelling quite a bit like an aged Roussanne or Macabeo, it showed a little buttery, nutty character with licorice thrown in. In the mouth, it was slightly oxidative and still bracingly acidic. Both wines worked a treat with the clams and the delicious tacos.

With wines in hand, we proceeded to shoot the breeze for a few hours, talking about cars, guitars and teenage violence, with Eden regaling me with tales of touring with Blind Lemon Jefferson and Root Boy Slim and of working wine events in Greater SoCal (Who knew that the Governator was a Rotgipfler aficionado?!) As the afternoon wore on, the GV lost what fruit it had but the Semillon cruised on. Eventually, we packed it in, headed back to Chateau Mylunsch, where she cut me a CD, handed me a 1 L bottle of water and hustled me out the door so that she could prepare for the arrival of some Hollywood bigwigs later. With a hearty thanks to her for the generosity shown this itinerant winegeek, I drove off, accompanied only by the sun, slowly setting over the Pacific. In the harsh light of a new day, my hazy recollections seem more like a dream, but it all happened... didn't it?

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Jonathan Loesberg:
If DC is this coming August, you should let me know so that something can get itself arranged.

Sorry, Prof, an ill-advised joke at your fair city's expense. My professional organization, the ACS, is rather notorious for scheduling its biannual meetings in the most inauspicious locales conceivable: Las Vegas in August, Boston in February, etc. That being said, there have been meetings in DC, but the last one I recall attending was a 2000 meeting (we went out for dinner at Galileo on semi-official business and had a very credible meal with a half-decent Barbaresco). The most noteworthy aspect of that meal, though, was when black-clad Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf strode through the main dining room and out to the back patio (they were in town for the Legg-Mason tourney). Rest assured that I will give fair warning, albeit most likely on the sadly neglected jeebus page, should such an occasion present itself.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by MLipton: My professional organization, the ACS, is rather notorious for scheduling its biannual meetings in the most inauspicious locales conceivable: Las Vegas in August, Boston in February, etc.

I guess they look for good deals.
 
originally posted by Thor:
How was the acid in the semillon?

(Bad Thor. Bad. Bad.)

We talked about that very point. Eden was of the mind that some acidulation probably does take place in the Hunter, but no names were named. Oh, and the acid in the Vat 1 seemed to be of the authentic sort, as best as one can tell about such things.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Sharon Bowman:
I love that two of the best writers on this board are chemists. You go, bros.

*Blush* Well, writing is what I do for a living, at least in part. On the other hand, the same can be said of all of my colleagues, too, so perhaps a certain concern with prose styling may have an impact. Were Coad around these days, I have no doubt that he would carp about my tale's lack of narrative drive and poor character development. That, alas, is the result of a background in technical writing.

Mark Lipton
 
Or a drummer, surprised at being solicited (Beats, me?). Unless that's what Joe meant, but I interpreted him to mean short for Beatnicks.
 
Were it not for the paucity of bawdy drinking song lyrics in Eden's posts I'd have thought she/he might have been Pynchon, slumming about incognito.
 
Now that Mr Lipton has been given a decent amount of time to ruminate over his trip to Malibu, has he reached a decision on the the sexual orientation of Eden?
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Well, what's the decision?Now that Mr Lipton has been given a decent amount of time to ruminate over his trip to Malibu, has he reached a decision on the the sexual orientation of Eden?

The topic of sex didn't arise during our 3 hours together, Lou. Musical orientation, OTOH, is quite clear.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Well, what's the decision?Now that Mr Lipton has been given a decent amount of time to ruminate over his trip to Malibu, has he reached a decision on the the sexual orientation of Eden?

The topic of sex didn't arise during our 3 hours together, Lou. Musical orientation, OTOH, is quite clear.

Mark Lipton
Ok, we're going to play a variation of 20 questions. Now we listened to some music last Thursday in the company of John Kongsgaard so I know John's taste in music which probably corresponds to his wine likes & dislikes. What music does Eden "cotton up to"?
Didn't Eden used to work for Kermit Lynch?
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:

Ok, we're going to play a variation of 20 questions. Now we listened to some music last Thursday in the company of John Kongsgaard so I know John's taste in music which probably corresponds to his wine likes & dislikes. What music does Eden "cotton up to"?
Didn't Eden used to work for Kermit Lynch?

Lou, I would never presume to be savvy to all of Eden's probably varied tastes in music, but I will say that Eden waxed ecstatic about the music of Ike Riley to the extent that I was given an Ike Riley CD prior to my departure. Draw from this whatever conclusions one chooses. Eden is also a font of knowledge about the Blues and R&B and had lots to say about jazz, too. We also chatted about Afro-pop for a while, but I confess that my memories of that part of the conversation are somewhat hazy now.

Mark Lipton

p.s. So, in return, tell us of John Kongsgaard's tastes, Lou. Metallica? Hsker D? Zappa and the Mothers? Do tell.
 
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