How totally ludicrous! "You don't have a PhD in chemistry thus you may not speak to me using the words 'sulfur' or 'TCA'..." Does this sort of thing happen often?
Aw, Mark stole my joke. Anyway, the latter sounds like Nigel Groundwater, who's away and can't defend himself for a few days, and is thus an easy target. (Yes, Nigel, it's a joke. More or less.)
I preferred the original version, though:
'sulfur' or 'THC'.
I do have a PhD in philosophy, so if you or Cory or whoever wants to comp me along to one of these things sometime, I'll be happy to back up your linguistic usage against this sort of nonsense in exchange for a few sips.
Here's a serious question, for you or any of the other PhDs who want to join in. I know it's hard to tell how this differs from my usual sarcasm, but it really is a serious question:
If, during a conversation (a contentious one, if it affects your answer) about categories of wine practice, is there any case in which you would accept the use of the word "philosophy" to describe those practices? If you would reject it, would you bring the conversation to an abrupt halt so you could point out that, say, Bea's, or Cornelissen's, or Radikon's intentions when approaching grapes or his cellar cannot be called a "philosophy?"
I'm presuming no one here would then go on to the third part, in which you explain that because you teach philosophy and theology, everything you say from now on is more right than if someone else said it.
Obviously, a conversation in which I was engaged featured this little rest stop. Since we'd already come to verbal blows over the use of "natural" by the producer we were visiting (my contention was that wine people have a general idea what's meant when it's used that differs depending on who's using it, that the definition is not believed by anyone to be "the grapes fall from the vine and ferment in a nicely-labeled bottle that's sprouted from the ground, after which they trot on their own little legs over to a cork oak and seal themselves," and that there's allowance for a fairly wide range of understandings of the word; his was that the concept cannot exist at all and that anyone using it was a complete ignoramus; I was completely willing to cede the "some people use it badly" middle ground but he was having none of it), I didn't want to get distracted by "philosophy" as well. I could tell he
really wanted to replace the word with "ideology," but I didn't let him start down that path.
The thing is, I didn't really care if he objected to "philosophy." It's not one, even in the context of wine talk? OK, fine, pick another term that makes everyone happy and let's move forward. But he was not going to let this go. Frankly, I think he just wanted to make sure we all knew about his PhD before we continued, because I'm unclear if he had any actual argument on the matter at hand. For example, he identified Germany as the wellspring of the natural wine movement. Um, really?