Help the newbies!

Brad Kane

Brad Kane
I thought it might be helpful if folks posted reading lists so that the massive influx of newbies can have some understanding of wtf you guys are talking about on a daily basis. Lord knows a built in universal translator would help, too.
 
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Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Brad Kane:
Help the newbies!I thought it might be helpful if folks posted reading lists so that the massive influx of newbies can have some understanding of wtf you guys are talking about on a daily basis. Lord knows a built in universal translator would help, too.

Shit, son. Around here all we do is shoot fish in a barrel. Barely have to lift a finger.
 
originally posted by Cory Cartwright:
I'll hold them down while VLM puts the fish in their ear.

Seriously, fuck the newbies and lurkers.

Amongst the dumb things you've said lately, Brad this isn't the worst (sexual preference rather than orientation takes the cake) but this is pretty lame.

Yule Kim jumped in as a newbie and did fine. I was a newbie once. Everyone who would fit in here does. That's what a community is. We gather around other people we like and drive away the invaders.

The nice thing about the intertubes is that we are not confined to a pool of talent limited to our coworkers, neighbors, and relatives.
 
originally posted by VLM:
originally posted by Cory Cartwright:
I'll hold them down while VLM puts the fish in their ear.

Seriously, fuck the newbies and lurkers.

Amongst the dumb things you've said lately, Brad this isn't the worst (sexual preference rather than orientation takes the cake) but this is pretty lame.

Yule Kim jumped in as a newbie and did fine. I was a newbie once. Everyone who would fit in here does. That's what a community is. We gather around other people we like and drive away the invaders.

The nice thing about the intertubes is that we are not confined to a pool of talent limited to our coworkers, neighbors, and relatives.

No, fuck you, monkey. Yule is still a newbie, and only by your abysmal, disrespectful standards can he be considered to have done fine. Sheeeeet, you're not even a proper simian.
 
originally posted by VLM:
originally posted by Cory Cartwright:
I'll hold them down while VLM puts the fish in their ear.

Amongst the dumb things you've said lately, Brad this isn't the worst (sexual preference rather than orientation takes the cake) but this is pretty lame.

Don't tase me, bro!
 
originally posted by Yixin:
No, fuck you, monkey. Yule is still a newbie, and only by your abysmal, disrespectful standards can he be considered to have done fine. Sheeeeet, you're not even a proper simian.

So what standards do you use, buster boy?
Who among us is not a newb?
We're all bozos on this bus.
Best, Jim
 
originally posted by Yixin:
originally posted by VLM:
originally posted by Cory Cartwright:
I'll hold them down while VLM puts the fish in their ear.

Seriously, fuck the newbies and lurkers.

Amongst the dumb things you've said lately, Brad this isn't the worst (sexual preference rather than orientation takes the cake) but this is pretty lame.

Yule Kim jumped in as a newbie and did fine. I was a newbie once. Everyone who would fit in here does. That's what a community is. We gather around other people we like and drive away the invaders.

The nice thing about the intertubes is that we are not confined to a pool of talent limited to our coworkers, neighbors, and relatives.

No, fuck you, monkey. Yule is still a newbie, and only by your abysmal, disrespectful standards can he be considered to have done fine. Sheeeeet, you're not even a proper simian.

You're right of course. Oswaldo and Yule will need to have some sort of death match to determine who gets in.
 
Oswaldo's like one of those pool sharps.

He'll take all our money before the balls are in the pockets. Or the beets are blown. Or whatever image y'all'd like.
 
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