a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
it was a period of civil war. rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden basement, had won their first victory against the evil empire.
during the battle, rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the empire's ultimate weapon, the black starliner, an armored *********** with enough power to destroy the sanity of an entire planet.
pursued by the empire's sinister agents, citizen callahan blasted off in his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that could save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
most of you know the rest of the story. the spoils of the early victories, the heady promise of a life free from tyranny, and the dreams that slowly eroded under the weight of constant attacks from the albanian star fleet.
the rebel archives destroyed, the early band of heros were scattered across the seven corners of teh interwebz, even as a few hardy souls tried to forge a new enemy vessel, and maintain the honor of the disordely.
thankfully, for those of you old enough to remember, the empire is no longer able to suppress what was once an annual period of reflection and community-building among the downfallen. because - tonight - for the first time in many a year, we can again sustain ourselves through the season with the orgy of mawkishness and nostalgia otherwise known as fatboy's festive favorites
waiting for the statute of limitations to run its course on all those restraining orders has left the festive favorites committee with an abundance of magnificent material, which after months of furious debate, we've whittled down into this year's fab five.
we start, with this truly magnificent offering to hope: it is a wonderful thread, and it features many of our most beloved characters doing what it is they do best.
nothing i can say will do justice to the endeavors of all the querulous motherfuckers who contributed to this monument to disorderliness, or the wiwpie brilliance of steve timko who started it all. so as you set off to re-read number 5 in this year's fatboy's festive favorites, the very wonderful, Poll: Which region in France makes the best village-level wine?, i'll leave you with some words that, to me, sum up all that is great about our community: as our own, beloved politburo put it in their nomination letter,
"WHAT?? A Poal?!? They want a fucking poal? What on earth do the deluded fuckers think this is? A fucking democracy????"
happy fucking holidays to all of you,
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