The science of the shake

originally posted by Levi Dalton:
I wonder if it might be possible to agree that there are several few people out there who do care about cocktails, who do enjoy them, and that that is perfectly ok?

Or not?
Me own sainted ma and pa had martinis every day of their adult lives, afaict. Far be it from me to deny the pleasure to others.

I just drink too much wine to have room. If I start pouring in the martinis on top of the wine, no good will come of it.
 
Levi, I'm really sorry you're taking this so personally. Again.

I'll look forward to the results of your or anyone else's experiments, at which point we can, one hopes, discuss the successes and failures of those tests with less rancor. In the absence of those, however I'm afraid we're just left with anecdotes and belief. It's clear that tasting these cocktails and learning how they're made has made you a believer. It's entirely possible that a similar path would make me a believer as well. But belief is not the same as an answer to "why," which is not -- at least for me -- satisfactorily answered by "because someone said so," no matter how august that someone. If I wasn't interested in the mechanics and chemistry of it, I wouldn't care one way or another about the argument from authority. But because I am, I care. I'm not casting personal aspersions on you, the practitioners, or the results. But I don't think it helps to get upset when science suggests something contrary to the assertion. It does help to point out the flaws in the research, as you've tried to do. I'd like to see it taken further. I'd like to see the assertion tested. And since you believe so passionately in this, I'd love to see you press for that testing.

As I was trying to point out -- and I apologize for the unwelcome sarcasm -- we've had this discussion before, many times, in the wine world about things like biodynamics, or yeasts, or "natural," or any number of other techniques and belief systems related to grape growing and winemaking. I wasn't aware that we had, at any point, concluded that because we liked a defined set of results, we must therefore accede to the full set of practices that led to those results, and never, ever question them. Frankly, I find the debate over just why it is that a given practice might or might not contribute to wine quality interesting, and I was under the impression that you did too. I don't see why cocktails should be exempt from this sort of inquiry.

But since we seem to be unable to discuss this without someone getting upset, perhaps you're right and we should end it here.
 
These questions mostly don't need empirical testing. The theory around heat capacity and melting point depression and so on is quite robust, and these systems are not so complex.

If you could get Prof. Lipton to pay attention and care, he could knock it off for you in no time.
 
My philosophy for many years has been that my body has a quota of allowed alcohol consumption; thus, I prefer not to use up this quota on non-wine drinks.

. . . . . . Pete
 
If you could get Prof. Lipton to pay attention and care, he could knock it off for you in no time.
But the problem is that he won't drink the results, so the question of payment is still on the table.
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Larry Stein:
Mark, think about those who are into single-malt Scotch. There are hundreds of them, all different in taste. There are regional differences as well as distillery differences. Different barrel and aging treatments. To me, that's no different than wine.

Also, I don't find that a well-chilled martini tastes hot or burns.

I can enjoy single malts and brandies as digestifs, though in small quantity (outside of Monkey-sanctioned events, that is). I'm usually proffered cocktails before meals, which puts them in aperitif territory. For whatever reason, I'm more sensitive to alcohol then and even a well-chilled martini smells to me overwhelmingly of alcohol.

Mark Lipton
For whatever reason?
 
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Well, it certainly wasn't called "Irwin Tames the Beast".

I likes me a Last Word.

Try a Final Ward. Takes the Gin/Maraschino/Lime/Green Chartreuse of the Last Word and subs Rye for the Gin and Lemon for the Lime. Modified by Phil Ward of Death & Co. when he was back at Pegu.
 
Yeah, that was a dumbass error. I was going to type "Coad" and instead typed "Chris," but my fingers went ahead and retained the other form. (ETA: by which I mean I was thinking that family names that end in "s" are considered to be plural, even though Coad's's' does not.)
 
originally posted by Thor:
Yeah, that was a dumbass error. I was going to type "Coad" and instead typed "Chris," but my fingers went ahead and retained the other form.

Everyone needs an attentive editor, no?

Mark Lipton

(you should see my marked-up proofs that come back from Euro journals -- you'd almost think that they spoke another language over there or sumfin. I've been hammered repeatedly for the use of "based on" instead of "on the basis of" -- mheh)
 
originally posted by Seth Hill:
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Well, it certainly wasn't called "Irwin Tames the Beast".

I likes me a Last Word.

Try a Final Ward. Takes the Gin/Maraschino/Lime/Green Chartreuse of the Last Word and subs Rye for the Gin and Lemon for the Lime. Modified by Phil Ward of Death & Co. when he was back at Pegu.
That would come out a murky brown color, eh?
 
originally posted by Thor:
Levi, I'm really sorry you're taking this so personally. Again.

I'll look forward to the results of your or anyone else's experiments, at which point we can, one hopes, discuss the successes and failures of those tests with less rancor. In the absence of those, however I'm afraid we're just left with anecdotes and belief. It's clear that tasting these cocktails and learning how they're made has made you a believer. It's entirely possible that a similar path would make me a believer as well. But belief is not the same as an answer to "why," which is not -- at least for me -- satisfactorily answered by "because someone said so," no matter how august that someone. If I wasn't interested in the mechanics and chemistry of it, I wouldn't care one way or another about the argument from authority. But because I am, I care. I'm not casting personal aspersions on you, the practitioners, or the results. But I don't think it helps to get upset when science suggests something contrary to the assertion. It does help to point out the flaws in the research, as you've tried to do. I'd like to see it taken further. I'd like to see the assertion tested. And since you believe so passionately in this, I'd love to see you press for that testing.

As I was trying to point out -- and I apologize for the unwelcome sarcasm -- we've had this discussion before, many times, in the wine world about things like biodynamics, or yeasts, or "natural," or any number of other techniques and belief systems related to grape growing and winemaking. I wasn't aware that we had, at any point, concluded that because we liked a defined set of results, we must therefore accede to the full set of practices that led to those results, and never, ever question them. Frankly, I find the debate over just why it is that a given practice might or might not contribute to wine quality interesting, and I was under the impression that you did too. I don't see why cocktails should be exempt from this sort of inquiry.

But since we seem to be unable to discuss this without someone getting upset, perhaps you're right and we should end it here.

I'm actually not taking it personally, I'm just sort of taken aback that someone who pretends to an air of impartiality throws around insults like "I'm really sorry you are taking this so personally. Again." when what I have done is raise verifiable points about what you brought up, noted where the same topic has been discussed extensively a year ago, and mentioned in fact that I have studied the subject in some depth. How that becomes an insult back at me, only you know.

Here is the difference between where you are coming from and where I am coming from:

I have read Mr. Uyeda's book
I have read Mr. Uyeda's website
I have travelled to Japan and seem him make several cocktails in person
I have watched him repeatedly on YouTube
I have, and this seems somewhat relevant to me, actually tried several of the drinks in question.
I have studied with Mr. Uyeda over the course of a 3 day, all afternoon, practical seminar, which was essentially the same seminar he gives to Japanese bartending trainees, where we were given his set of shaking equipment, and where he broke down his technique methodology with demonstration and Q&A via live translator.
I have studied with Stanislav Vardna, an acknowledged authority on Japanese cocktail technique, over the course of a 3 day, all afternoon seminar, where we specifically practiced the Hard Shake in various forms repeatedly and for hours on end, and were then tested on our proficiency. I have also corresponded with Stan online about Japanese cocktail technique.
I have implemented a number of those techniques in restaurants cocktail menus that I have personally designed.
I have sourced Japanese cocktail instruments and barware from a specialty purveyor, and have been trained in how to use the various pieces of equipment.
I have visited other members of what might be called the Kaikan school of bartenders, and documented those visits fairly extensively.

I did all of this because I liked the taste of the drinks. Which also seems somewhat important to me.

And to all of this you just sort of take a nah-nah approach, as if none of that might have any bearing on someone's ability to talk somewhat knowledgeably about the subject. Which you are free to do, except that I am done listening to you.
 
I appreciate the breadth and depth of experience and knowledge you bring to this and all other endeavors, Levi. I'm sorry that what I viewed as lighthearted, typical-for-Disorder teasing was upsetting to you, for which I will accept blame. I was not insulting you. I wasn't even disagreeing with you on any matter related to cocktail science.

Apologies also to bystanders who haven't yet turned away.

In any case, I'll still be listening to you, Levi.
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by scottreiner:
originally posted by SFJoe:
Am I a bad person because I don't care very much about cocktails?

how can you dislike and not actively love the perfect simplicity of the martini?

Speaking only for myself, it's too alcoholic to enjoy. In a world where 16% ABV wines are considered intolerably hot, how can one then accept a 40+% ABV cocktail?

Mark Lipton

Hold on there. I've watched you try to go toe-to-toe with me over a bottle of whisky that was 53%, or thereabouts. You didn't do too badly.
 
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