Wine Wand -- any skepticism??

Peter Creasey

Peter Creasey

Peter Creasey
The Wine Wand has been created to accelerate the aerating process of wine by replicating the natural frequencies of air and oxygen, and infusing them into the wine. This process allows your favorite wine to be perfected and ready to drink in only 2 or 3 minutes.
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Wine Wand Technology

. . . . . . Pete
 
originally posted by Peter Creasey:
Wine Wand -- any skepticism??
The Wine Wand has been created to accelerate the aerating process of wine by replicating the natural frequencies of air and oxygen, and infusing them into the wine. This process allows your favorite wine to be perfected and ready to drink in only 2 or 3 minutes.
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Wine Wand Technology

. . . . . . Pete
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No skepticism. Outright disbelief and ridicule is closer to the Mark.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Peter Creasey:
Wine Wand -- any skepticism??
The Wine Wand has been created to accelerate the aerating process of wine by replicating the natural frequencies of air and oxygen, and infusing them into the wine. This process allows your favorite wine to be perfected and ready to drink in only 2 or 3 minutes.
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Wine Wand Technology

. . . . . . Pete
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No skepticism. Outright disbelief and ridicule is closer to the Mark.

Mark Lipton
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Chemists, you're so sceptical.
 
originally posted by Tom Glasgow:
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Peter Creasey:
Wine Wand -- any skepticism??
The Wine Wand has been created to accelerate the aerating process of wine by replicating the natural frequencies of air and oxygen, and infusing them into the wine. This process allows your favorite wine to be perfected and ready to drink in only 2 or 3 minutes.
Click to expand...

Wine Wand Technology

. . . . . . Pete
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No skepticism. Outright disbelief and ridicule is closer to the Mark.

Mark Lipton
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Chemists, you're so sceptical.
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Or corrosive.
 
Ehmm, well, I have to admit I have one. Got it as a gift. Not exactly used much. And I agree, it has all the signs of complete bullshit written over it.

But: In a very nice restaurant in Germany, the sommeliere was a huge fan. And she had us try relatively young pinot noir, some poured straight, the rest with wand treatment. And we all found the wine in one glass to taste more mature (in a good way)..... guess which one....

Maybe I should dig it out wherever I dumped it and organize a special magic wand evening.
 
I love the idea of an evening of natural wines with the Wine Wand handy for everyone to poke them with.

I think we should have little bowls of sulfur for people to sprinkle in their glass as well, in varying amounts, to satisfy all palates. Plus blackberry pancake syrup.
 
If this experiment isn't conducted in a pyramid, and we're not all wearing copper bracelets, the results will be useless.
 
originally posted by Thor:
If this experiment isn't conducted in a pyramid, and we're not all wearing copper bracelets, the results will be useless.
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These things never work for you, because your skeptical aura disturbs the energy flow around the device.
 
Well, if anybody wants to try, I rent my wand for $50 a day.

Think about it, if it saves just one of the Screaming Eagles you have cellared, it will be a great deal...
 
1.21 Gigawatts. "If we could somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work."

I heard from a reliable source that it works by harmonically channeling the phlogiston. Spitzer, unfortunately, phlogged his ston into all the wrong channels.
 
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