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When a friend informed me he had just received Rob Zombies 2006 remake of Halloween in the mail I figured what the hell. I grabbed a bottle of the most unsuitable horror film watching wine I had, Qunard 2006 Vin de Savoie Chignin Jacquere VV, and walked over for an evening viewing.

As the wine chilled Michael Meyers newly conceived redneck childhood unfolded. A more profound study of the possible causes of his psychopathic behavior in this version was diluted by second-rate acting and Malcom McDowell looking like a tall leprechaun with an impossibly red face and white hair.

We opened the wine just before the cinematic blood spilling began in earnest. From a glass wafted delicate aromas of tiny white flowers, windswept meadows and a touch of tangy, unripe pear. I soon realized the carving of wanton teenagers doesnt frighten me as it once did and began wondering what the menu of Roast (celebrity chef Michael Symons meat restaurant opening in the newly restored Westin Book Cadillac Hotel downtown) was going to look like. One should not be thinking about a nice carpaccio during a slasher film, generally.

Quite in line with a better Muscadet the Savoie wine has a nice texture, bright without being sharp, with a bit of stone running through it. Compared to the Boniface Apremont I can get locally it is more intricate and balanced and has more flesh. Writing this tasting note a few days later I look to see who this Quenard person is and discover theres a dozen Quenards making wine in the Savoie. I suppose if enough of them were shipped over you might get by memorizing the labels. This bottle happened to be imported by Dressner and sold through Chambers Street. I pray they wont run out before my next order.

Its pointless to expound on the movie any further. My friend and I had a short discussion on the state of horror films at present and decided the genre as we know it has been stale for years and wont be revived by any amount of jittery camera work. Perhaps my next bottle will be better consumed watching something like Teeth or a good existential zombie flick. But I would gladly take suggestions.
 
originally posted by Todd Abrams:
Its pointless to expound on the movie any further. My friend and I had a short discussion on the state of horror films at present and decided the genre as we know it has been stale for years and wont be revived by any amount of jittery camera work. Perhaps my next bottle will be better consumed watching something like Teeth or a good existential zombie flick. But I would gladly take suggestions.

I'd probably stay old school and pick up some of the films made by Mario Bava . Solid work from an important innovator of his era. To accompany the films I'd go with something kind of creaky and old school too, like a Pepe Montepulciano d'Abruzzo or some really funky Aglianico. Or just get some Carema, as that's far enough out of the mainstream to be appropriate.

-Eden (although having little to do with zombies, Vanishing Point is my go-to existential horror film)(did you know that the screenplay was written by G. Cabrera Infante working under the nom de plume of Gabriel Cain?)
 
originally posted by Eden Mylunsch:
I'd probably stay old school...

Most always good advice. Ive queued up a bunch of Dario Argento films. Im hopeful theyll be scary.

Thanks for the suggestions.
 
originally posted by Todd Abrams:
One should not be thinking about a nice carpaccio during a slasher film, generally.

Depends on whether or not you like your carpaccio sliced by a chef's knife or a rusty chainsaw and prepared with a little olive oil or a little interstitial fluid.
 
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