Motionless Adventures in Champagne*

Sharon Bowman

Sharon Bowman
So, I tried this champagne a few weeks ago.

NV Lenoble Blanc de Blancs Grand Cru "Les Aventures"

As far as I can tell, it's from a "house" rather than a farmer grower. (These are still good criteria, with their use, despite some backlash against things "nature," these days. In passing, and apropos of not much, I'll mention that I had lunch today with a friend (she's from California, but shh, one does not pass judgment) who claims she can taste when a wine is biodynamic. Not "natural," not something else. But truly, she's tasting the homeopathic spray or something. Or the fruity-rooty cycle. This is admittedly a digression, but it led me to reflect on how many people do indeed, all snarkery aside, believe in the fruity-rooty cycle.)

(Back to the subject at hand.) I had this champagne again today during a white truffle lunch at a friend's place. This is a mid-sized, I think, house, Lenoble. Their other cuves are pretty easy to draw forth the reaction of, basically: Well, I'd drink you if I were looking at fat bronze sculptures at the Muse Maillol for some kind of art opening, but I wouldn't go to the trouble of "sourcing" you if I were having a dinner, etc.

But here, the said house of Lenoble has come out with a blanc de blancs from Chouilly (first village on the Cte des Blancs, I think, unless someone comes shaking a fist and tells me I should have fact-checked my sense of the Cte des Blancs (actually, in this day and age of Google and other fact-checking devices, it's a little bit edgy to go on what you "know"). But I continue to digress. Hm, in fact, perhaps digression, in our times, is like the stiff drink actuaries needed at the end of their work day, in the '40s). It's vinified in a very "natural wine" way. When I first had it, there was a bunch of apple, and even a bit of overripe apple. That bottle is gone. The bottle today was more tarte tatin, more palate-filling, very smile-inducing.

Actually, I should admit that this is conceived as a kind of "old school" champagne. Instead of a cage around the cork, they use rope! That kind of thing. Like Ye Olde Champagne mixed with the hipster parcellary grower champagne approach (Les Aventures is apparently the name of a particular parcel in Chouilly).

It's really good, though. So, the hat is off, in some kind of middling air. In fact, nah. I say yes, completely hair to the wind, hat in hand.

*This title is a steal from the great early 19th century "travel" narrative by Xavier de Maistre, Travels Around My Bedroom.

And yes, he was the nephew, involuntarily, of the reactionary 19th c. racist writer Joseph de Maistre. But has nothing to do with him.

From 2001 to 2004, I lived on the rue Joseph de Maistre in Paris, overlooking the Montmartre Cemetery. I disavowed daily any positive appreciation of he who believed in some, well, we won't get into them here, early 19th c. evolutionary beliefs.

Though, weirdly enough, his rhetoric was polished and great to read**. Whence the comment of Baudelaire (shocking, for us): "De Maistre and Edgar Poe taught me how to reason."***

** Granted, if you like the blowsy, overblown gestures of a laic Bossuet.

*** Also, we can ask if Baudelaire's reason is reasonable. Quite another subject for another post. He went mad from syphilis in a church in Belgium.
 
Like a frame more ornate than the picture, or a rhythm section more interesting than the soloists, this subjugation of the bubbly evaluation by the even more engaging brackets, digressions, footnotes and double footnotes is indexical of debut du sicle ennui with the entire western concept of epic central narrative. On a different plane, it is also reminiscent of Cioran's contention that the future belongs to the suburbs of the globe.
 
originally posted by Sharon Bowman:
Motionless Adventures in Champagne*So, I tried this champagne a few weeks ago.

NV Lenoble Blanc de Blancs Grand Cru "Les Aventures"

Actually, I should admit that this is conceived as a kind of "old school" champagne. Instead of a cage around the cork, they use rope! That kind of thing. Like Ye Olde Champagne mixed with the hipster parcellary grower champagne approach (Les Aventures is apparently the name of a particular parcel in Chouilly).

It's really good, though. So, the hat is off, in some kind of middling air. In fact, nah. I say yes, completely hair to the wind, hat in hand.

In a previous life I bought wine for two restaurants here in the hinterlands of Jersey and this little gem was buried in a very large large liquor-house book. They have been using string on this cuvee for years - but no word on if the winemaker wears skinny jeans. Either way, a sensational bottle of wine. Their basic Blanc de Blancs is delicious for the money as well.
 
originally posted by Oswaldo Costa:
Discuss amongst yourselvesLike a frame more ornate than the picture, or a rhythm section more interesting than the soloists, this subjugation of the bubbly evaluation by the even more engaging brackets, digressions, footnotes and double footnotes is indexical of debut du sicle ennui with the entire western concept of epic central narrative. On a different plane, it is also reminiscent of Cioran's contention that the future belongs to the suburbs of the globe.

I knew you would understand.

Though: ennui? My hair was in the wind, the bubbles were racing!

Truth be told, I didn't have a lot to say about the wine other than that it was good. Time to put the Audi in the garage.
 
originally posted by John Kafarski:
In a previous life I bought wine for two restaurants here in the hinterlands of Jersey and this little gem was buried in a very large large liquor-house book. They have been using string on this cuvee for years - but no word on if the winemaker wears skinny jeans. Either way, a sensational bottle of wine. Their basic Blanc de Blancs is delicious for the money as well.

Interesting; I would have thought this was a recent idea/bottling.

We had a couple of others from Lenoble, but I didn't find them interesting or tasty in the way that this one was. Though didn't have the BdB, I believe.
 
Yet one could argue that the bubbly only exits as narrative and therefore is the narrative, whereas the digression just gets to play around and be the digression.

Or at least, the bubbly stands looking at itself in the mirror and wondering if it's the narrative.
 
This particular bubbly, looking at itself on the mirror of its bubbles, lacked the gravitas to be the main attraction, and was thusly overwhelmed by the ever lurking Fellinean appeal of bearded ladies, dwarves and muscle men.
 
I had some Blanc de Noirs from these folks that was pretty 'forward'. Good ole Raphal from Les Caprices de l'Instant (who used to sell me the wine) loved to refer to it as 'tits out'. Glad to hear this one behaved more appropriately.
 
Really? I have found the wines jejune, soul-sucking crap. Kind of like watching CSPAN, they make you wish you lived in a different era or a different place where people were doing something noble and good.

But I have not had this ironic-t-shirt named hipster cuvee.
 
originally posted by Sharon Bowman:
Time to put the Audi in the garage.

An Audi? I've always thought of you as a Citroen SM kinda gal. But a doff of the ol' chapeau anyway, Mademoiselle, for your gorgeous framing of a picture that's more impressionist than say, realistic like one of Rembrandt's paintings of docs cutting people up in bad lighting conditions and in conditions no more sanitary than those one might experience in a tamale pushcart on the corner of Crenshaw and Florence avenues. I am truly inspired by your use of asterisks and crosses and might even lose some of my parentheses in favor of some little stars of David so as to not cut into your cross groove. I am particularly enamored of the way that those crosses and asterisks sort of traipsed me down to the end of the page as they doled out little bits of information like Hansel & Gretel leaving clues as to their whereabouts, or like early Steely Dan lyrics referring to things that made sense only if you looked them up, or even like the way tidbits of the plot are eyedroppered out to the theater patron in "Inception", a really great movie if you watch it with someone who doesn't keep nudging you in the ribs and whispering "what just happened?" or "what does that mean?" or even "isn't Leonardo really dreamy!" like every five minutes. Better to watch it alone (with a bottle of older Chinon) like, three times and really figure out what it's about. Me, I'm more into the trip than the destination and enjoy living in a world where everything is thought of in relative terms and not always literally, except with books where everything's literal, unless it's a book of photographs or intricate Rembrandt paintings of people having their spleens vented. In bad light. And in hardly sanitary conditions.

-Eden (Jejune? JEJUNE!! I love that word, even if it IS already fucking December. Maybe we could repurpose the jejune meme and slide it on over to dedecember, ie: being dull, insignificant and childish while also being cold, wet, and fighting off the flu while anticipating invocation of the Sanity Claus coming down the chimney)
 
I have it on good authority that there is no sanity claus(e). Oh and wouldn't it be DUDecember? Thanks for the laugh on an ugly midwest winter's day.
 
Man, that was baroque of me. I haven't had any wines from Lenoble since that time, though a friend of mine has become the PR liaison for them. I've been invited to a few things that are back in that part of the world, as a result, but I am obviously not there.
 
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