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Thor

Thor Iverson
I posted a note on this wine with the vintage off by a decade. Damned typos. Anyway, for the archive...

Bonneau 1988 Chteauneuf-du-Pape Rserve des Clestins (Rhne) Like drowning in a zero-gravity sea of satin, this wine seduces and entices but never grounds itself, preferring to float and writhe. Theres hickory, fermented roots, a bit of that 70s-style coconut tanning oil mixed with a supermodels extremely sexy perspiration (visualize it, dont analyze it), and a lot of soft, incredibly delicious fruit from the reddish-pink realm. And theres tannin in the graphitic style, like that of a top Bordeaux in the early days of its maturity, that rumbles along the palate, resetting and refreshing, before another sleepy-time wave of silk. The caveat, perhaps, is that its perhaps all a bit easy; the appeal of the wine is purely reactive and animalistic, without much of an intellectual component. Still, what a beautiful winestill years from full maturity, but absolutely compelling now. (10/08)
 
This is clearly competing with Brad Coelho for most overwrought and purple prose in a tasting note. Still, it does make me want to taste the wine, though I'm afraid I won't be strong enough to deal with all that seduction.
 
Don't feel bad, Thor. People have said much worse about me. And writing purple prose is a natural consequence of enthusiasm untempered by askesis.
 
But...

Ouch.

Must I now dig up a college photo of me wearing a backwards baseball cap? I don't think there are any where I'm flashing fake gang signs or wearing gold chains, but there's always Photoshop.
 
originally posted by Thor:
But...

Ouch.

Perhaps it's La Grenache that tints your prose purple? (It's always looked more garnet to me, though) At least it wasn't called MegaPurple.

Mark Lipton
 
But what I really need to know if this wine ROCKS? Anyhow Thor you are a rockstar and dude you rock. Thank you for discovering this producer.
 
I'm happy to be the first to talk about Bonneau, a producer that really deserves some critical attention and some sales help.

Grenache may indeed tint me purple, but not as much as Apollonia Kotero.

This wine neither rocked nor ROCKED. But it was very, very good.

Dan, don't you mean: "Oops, a riposte"?
 
originally posted by Thor:

Dan, don't you mean: "Oops, a riposte"?
No, that would be "Oops, a repeat."

I have to say that my visit to Bonneau last year was entirely underwhelming -- not worthy of the repute.
 
I've never had an amazing bottle of Bonneau, although I have tried on occasion to convince myself that I had. People keep telling me that they are out there.
 
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