Spam: Wines of Liechenstein

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Joe Dressner

Joe Dressner
I have been appointed the American good will ambassador for the The Wines Of Liechtenstein.

While this is a promotional job, approved by the Liechtenstein authorities, I intent to remain independent in my judgements and writings about these wines.

For the time being this is pro-bono work, although I do not rule out the possibility that could develop into a paid position.

I am very exciting to be taking on this position and thank all of you for your support in the future.

Joe Dressner
 
Looks like good wine country! With only 64 hectares under cultivation, these prices should be through the roof in no time. I'm going long in the cellar with the Blaufrankisch and Leon Millet varietals, myself.
 
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As a long-time fan of the RFD TV network and the Big Joe Polka Show, the Liechensteiner Polka has always been one of my favorites.

-Eden (not that polkas need a good will ambassador - if you look up "good will" in the dictionary you'll probably see a picture of people dancing the polka, but it should feel lucky to have such an ebullient ambassador as you)(I mean, does the Blue Danube Waltz have an ambassador?)
 
so how many points for the wines from liechenstein? total? (no doubt near infinity.) average? (105?) mean? (103?) aqgregate? (3.141592654 factorial? (pi in the sky?))
 
This is more of a press release, spam isn't till you actually promote some actual wine. So pitch us already!

Fredonia is all spoof. Sylvania's where the real dirt is.
 
My mother's maiden name was Lichtenstein (like Roy) and when I was a kid I told people she was from the royal family of Liechtenstein (no one looked at the spelling).

And back in my stamp collecting days, I loved the releases from San Marino!

So I'm thrilled with this thread!

(oh, yeah, love the marx bros too!)
 
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