in the news, redux

[Jeff Grossman]

Two wineries are suing each other because, it is claimed, their marketing shticks are too similar: "MommyJuice" versus "Mommy's Time Out".

To hell with terroir.

Apparently.

 

[Zachary Ross]

"Things are different today," I hear every mother say.

 

[Steve Edmunds]

Mama said there'd be days like this.

 

[Bill Lundstrom]

"mama tried to raise me better.... "

 

[David M. Bueker]

But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years

 

[Don Rice]

I'm 90 points on "Mommy's Time Out"

 

[Cliff]

originally posted by Zachary Ross:
"Things are different today," I hear every mother say.

there's a yellow pill for that, or something.

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

originally posted by Bill Lundstrom:
"mama tried to raise me better.... "

That leaves only you to blame!

 

[John Donaghue]

I guess I'm not part of the their target demographic; the first two things that come to mind are gin and contraceptives...

 

[Larry Stein]

It's dog eat dog and cat eat mouse,
You can rag Mama rag all over my house.

 

[MLipton]

originally posted by Larry Stein:
It's dog eat dog and cat eat mouse,
You can rag Mama rag all over my house.

Cause it's dog eat dog
And it's cat and mouse
It's watch your step and cross yourself
And get back in the house

And it's do or die
It's push and shove
Because everybody's hungry
And there isn't quite enough

Steve Krikorian

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

A very natural selection.