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Oswaldo Costa

Oswaldo Costa
Hate to maculate these august pages by posting on bilge, but this stuff was so vile that skull & crossbones must be posted* to insure against recidivism and spare all who stray from the noumenal to the phenomenal; just as we have a repository for pwi, this can be a reservation for oenosludge.

2009 William Cole Mirador Pinot Noir Casablanca Valley 13.9%
2008 Apaltagua Pinot Noir Reserva Tricao Valley 13.5%
The penny having recently (and finally) dropped about Chile being low altitude (Andes notwithstanding), three weeks ago I decided to give a pair of lower alcohol Chilean pinots a try (low latitude notwithstanding). One must stress the second syllable of pinot when dwelling on any familiarity between these and the humblest Boor goan knee. One of them (forget which) did look like pinot, the best that can be said for it. Neither tasted anywhere near. Stewed fruit, low acid, repulsive flavor of cough syrup mixed with cherry extract. They were not undifferentiated: one of them (forget which) was worse than the other. Both were unbelievably horrid. I have tried my best to forget them, but the trauma grips my delicate sensibility like a vise forged in Hades. Perhaps I can exorcise by posting.

* it's ok to repeat a word in the same sentence if the meaning is different
 
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