Levi's latest hangout

"The beverage program here isn't even trying to be good, which is why it's tolerable. Sommelier Levi Dalton summed it up best when he said, "It's like someone put a double-stock gun rack in a freaking station wagon." That is, it's so red neck that it's actually impressive. In the context of New York, it's almost as if it can't be real, except that it is. And the guy on the street doing his best Guy Fieri impression makes sure you know it. "
 
Station wagon?
Double shot gun rack?
Gun racks go in pickups and it's either automatics or pump action, no over unders or side by sides.
 
originally posted by Tom Glasgow:
Station wagon?
Double shot gun rack?
Gun racks go in pickups and it's either automatics or pump action, no over unders or side by sides.
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So yesterday.
Best, Jim
 
originally posted by Brad Kane:
Some smart folks here just aren't getting the restaurant review.
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No we get it*, it's just that there isn't a redneck on Earth that drives a station wagon and uses a two barreled shotgun.

I do both, but am not a redneck. I'm sort of a tweener. The Thaddeus Young of redneck-professors.

* I guess I'm volunteering to speak up for the smart people against Brad's bullying.
 
originally posted by VLM:
originally posted by Brad Kane:
Some smart folks here just aren't getting the restaurant review.
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No we get it*, it's just that there isn't a redneck on Earth that drives a station wagon and uses a two barreled shotgun.

I do both, but am not a redneck. I'm sort of a tweener. The Thaddeus Young of redneck-professors.

* I guess I'm volunteering to speak up for the smart people against Brad's bullying.
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Please do stand up to Brad the Bully. So, when did you get a neck job?
 
My apologies to anyone who assumed this meant that Levi was working here. It was an amusing review with a quote from Levi regarding the visit. Nothing more. No hidden meaning.
 
originally posted by Jay Miller:
My apologies to anyone who assumed this meant that Levi was working here. It was an amusing review with a quote from Levi regarding the visit. Nothing more. No hidden meaning.
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You aren't being nice to the newbies and lurkers, are you?

What will become of this place?
 
Indeed, an apology to newbies and a loss of that wonderful ambiguity, all in one short post.

Jay!!!
 
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