NWR: Manatee redux

And the "charcoal grey" plus-sized version was "hippo grey," the "seafoam blue" plus-sized version was "blue whale blue," and there was a pastel-pink shift that the plus-sized version was just called "lardass."
 
It could spark a craze like that for TTX-laced fugu. Just think of the commercial possibilities!

M'k L'n
 
I was in a color-naming session where someone who should've known better suggested geographical adjectives. I excused myself for a fake emergency.
 
Spotted "Low Fat Zinfandel" salad dressing today. Similar idea, except different AOC labeling laws - variety rather than geography.
 
Did you do undergrad at Penn? That controversy happened the year before my arrival, but it was still very much part of the culture.

Ahh, the 90s...
 
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