How to properly market a wine.

[Brad Kane]

First, get inspired by a line from an Eddie Murphy movie and name your wine after it. Then, have your winemaker do an ad in a banana hammock.

"It's the deep red of a really red thing. It comes in a bottle. It'll make you feel good and it goes great with threesomes, or foursomes."

Possibly NSFW due to the banana hammock.

Slo Down Wines- Sexual Chocolate

 

[Jeff Grossman]

A hammock is a free-swinging bed. You mean thong or jock-strap.

 

[Brad Kane]

You need to get out more, Jeff.

Banana Hammock

 

[Jeff Grossman]

I searched that dictionary for "hammock", not "banana hammock".

 

[MLipton]

Durn, here I thought this was going be yet another post about the tremendous PR team at Hedges.

Mark Lipton

 

[Brad Kane]

originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
I searched that dictionary for "hammock", not "banana hammock".

Live and learn.

 

[Tom Glasgow]

originally posted by Brad Kane:
How to properly market a wine.First, get inspired by a line from an Eddie Murphy movie and name your wine after it. Then, have your winemaker do an ad in a banana hammock.

"It's the deep red of a really red thing. It comes in a bottle. It'll make you feel good and it goes great with threesomes, or foursomes."

Possibly NSFW due to the banana hammock.

Slo Down Wines- Sexual Chocolate

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