Cooking with Sartre.

[Jeff Grossman]

I keep creating omelets one after another, like soldiers marching into the sea, but each one seems empty, hollow, like stone. I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese. I look at them on the plate, but they do not look back. Tried eating them with the lights off. It did not help. Malraux suggested paprika.

continued

 

[MLipton]

Great stuff, Jeff. Thanks for the laffs.

Mark Lipton

 

[Chris Coad]

If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

 

[robert ames]

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

it IS staring into the void. furthermore, it's the sound of one hand clapping. and. . .it's the pure white light of stupidity.

 

[Sharon Bowman]

I agree. Though the Futurist in me says it's kind of cool to have, like, broccoli suspended in nothing.

 

[Lou Kessler]

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

Is that related to any omelot that does not kill me makes me stronger?

 

[Lou Kessler]

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Wow

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

Is that related to any omelot that does not kill me makes me stronger?

Omelet, Omelet, Omelet, SF Joe said I had to write this a hundred times on the blackboard. OK OK OK

 

[John Roberts]

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
My Bad

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Wow

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

Is that related to any omelot that does not kill me makes me stronger?

Omelet, Omelet, Omelet, SF Joe said I had to write this a hundred times on the blackboard. OK OK OK

I thought "omelot" was some kind of Derridean thing, like "differance."

 

[Jeff Grossman]

originally posted by John Roberts:
"omelot"

That's how conditions are.

 

[MLipton]

Omelot is the new Monty-Python inspired Broadway musical about Transcendental Meditation, Lou.

Mark Lipton

 

[SFJoe]

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
My Bad

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Wow

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

Is that related to any omelot that does not kill me makes me stronger?

Omelet, Omelet, Omelet, SF Joe said I had to write this a hundred times on the blackboard. OK OK OK

Just until we're done with the opening credits.

 

[Oswaldo Costa]

originally posted by John Roberts:

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
My Bad

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Wow

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

Is that related to any omelot that does not kill me makes me stronger?

Omelet, Omelet, Omelet, SF Joe said I had to write this a hundred times on the blackboard. OK OK OK

I thought "omelot" was some kind of Derridean thing, like "differance."

Aha, someone cultured among the unwashed.

 

[Jonathan Loesberg]

originally posted by Oswaldo Costa:

originally posted by John Roberts:

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
My Bad

originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Wow

originally posted by Chris Coad:
If you want a meaningless omelette, use only egg whites.

It's like staring into the void.

Is that related to any omelot that does not kill me makes me stronger?

Omelet, Omelet, Omelet, SF Joe said I had to write this a hundred times on the blackboard. OK OK OK

I thought "omelot" was some kind of Derridean thing, like "differance."

Aha, someone cultured among the unwashed.

Omeletting this go by without comment even though Omelot surprised that people don't see the difference between differance and omelot.

 

[Oswaldo Costa]

Of the people, by the people, for the people, is a blend of Deliverance and Camelot.

 

[JasonA]

 

[Larry Stein]

Family Circuitous

 

[Claude Kolm]

The end result of all this was La nausée, whereupon he turned to Les mouches for his nourishment.

 

[Steve Edmunds]

mouches gracias...

 

[Ian Fitzsimmons]

Eggsquisite thread.

 

[MLipton]

Don't coddle them, Ian.

Mark Lipton