nwr: jokes

i also like:

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."
 
Thanks, Scott. I especially liked Mandelbrot. My wife and son have booted me out of the house for irrational bursts of laughter at stuff that is patently not funny. I guess I'm just scrod.
 
A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular: your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

. . . . Pete
 
originally posted by Sharon Bowman:
"Please jay on the hyperlink."
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Is that a request for a hyperlink to please Jay? If so, possibly NSFW.

Did you forget to initcap his name? If so, is Please Jay on the hyperlink anything like Stan Getz on the tenor sax?

Or, is "jay" a verb and this is a polite request for me to do... whatever... on the URL?

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I'm sure I'd be better off just clicking.
 
That's great, thanks.

I also like
Descartes in the Parisian cafe:

"M. Descartes, would you like some more coffee?"
Descartes says "I think not"
and he disappears
 
Elderly couple Hiram and Sylvia dating. Hiram proposes. Sylvia says, well, should I expect sex? hiram says infrequently. Sylvia says is that one word or two?

Better if told with yiddish accent by old jewish comic.
 
Impressionist jokes:

What did the French locomotive engineer say when his train derailed?

Toulouse Lautrec.

What happens when the cat gets into the change purse?

Claude Monet.
 
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