CDD: Are you a wine connoisseur?

originally posted by Levi Dalton:
A buddy of mine heard the following exchange go down a few years back...

Guest at a restaurant: Do you have a Sommelier here?

Waitress in response: We don't have any Somalians working here right now, but we do have a few Nigerians and one guy from Bangladesh.

Same dude told me this story...

Guest at a restaurant: We want a bottle of white chardonnay tonight.

Waiter: Oh good, because we just ran out of the red.
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I thought he said "We just ranout from under the red!"
 
I was up in the Sierra Nevada a few years ago in search of morels in a recent burn site. I was with a guy who has a fancy restaurant north of SF, and another friend who went to the California culinary academy. We were unable to avoid a couple of other seekers, one of whom we knew but didn't like, and another who smiled brightly, extended his hand, and said, "Hi, I'm a gourmet chef!"

We all had a good laugh.
 
originally posted by Levi Dalton:

Guest at a restaurant: We want a bottle of white chardonnay tonight.

Waiter: Oh good, because we just ran out of the red.
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Well, we do all know what red Riesling is.
 
originally posted by Bill Averett:
I was at a dinner party, and the girlfriend of a friend I was talking to asked me, "Are you a Somalier?" My girlfriend whispered in her ear, "He's just passionate."
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Try to find a girlfriend who is not blind and can speak english. Well maybe that's asking a lot all at once.
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
originally posted by Bill Averett:
I was at a dinner party, and the girlfriend of a friend I was talking to asked me, "Are you a Somalier?" My girlfriend whispered in her ear, "He's just passionate."
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Try to find a girlfriend who is not blind and can speak english. Well maybe that's asking a lot all at once.
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She'd have to be a pisspot, wouldn't she?
 
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