originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Indeed. And, in light of that, a desire to partake of the interests of choosing, keeping, tasting wine for aging but with the recognition that you will _never_ drink like the lord of the manor so 3 bottles is better than none.
my question was prompted by my wondering about the current practices of
1. "awarding" people absurdly small quantities of wines that are meant for ageing
and
2. actually buying those allocations.
i was mulling on whether these practices to some extent preclude the idea that one can go through the steps involved in tasting / choosing, and ageing a wine. and whether the same practice largely guarantee that people will never get to drink like the lord of the manor.
it's a theme i've pondered before, and i've been pondering it again in the light of teh rudi affair and various recent experiences in which i've been offered "highly sought after" hooch in such vanishingly small quantities that it made me laugh out loud.
i've noted before how chasing the various forms of critical evaluation leads people into acquiring collections of bottles that are, to a large extent, incoherent and mutually uninformative, albeit that they may share some form of appellation relationship or what not ( this is especially so in burgundy in my experience, but doubtless it is just as bad in other places where i lack the experience to notice it).
not only do i tend to see a lot of wine going to waste in these kind of broad shallow collections -- in the form of hopelessly out of phase bottles opened at geek fests to the disappointment of their owners -- but it seems reasonable (to me at least) to assume that broad, shallow collections will inevitably make opening out of phase wine more likely, because they necessarily contain less information about when to open a given bottle than narrow, deep collections.
and, in a similar vein (and leaving aside any aesthetic arguments about terroir, or having a relationship with a wine), it seems likely to me that joe doe who drinks his three dozen bottles of briords each year is going to develop a better understanding of that wine and its consistent elements over time than bill doe who drinks one or two bottles.
which is where teh rudi ruminations begin to kick in: if briords were to become allocated and scarce (suppose that some evil plutocrat decided to have whole vintages bottled in double magnums for his own nefarious purposes), then although to some degree joe doe is in a bind (how far is he willing to chase teh price of briords?), at least insofar as he is willing to chase said price, his experience will likely reduce his risk of getting suckered into buying fake briords. (that is, as long as he gets to taste it before he buys...)
otoh, whereas bill doh might feel less like splashing out for briords, if he does, he is also more likely to be gulled into splashing his cash on teh ersatz muscadet, whether he pre tastes or not.
now, suppose that the price of briords climbs to where it's a three bottle allocation and no pre-taste. if bill lacks the experience to differentiate between le vrai muscadet and another tasty saline infused flagon of hooch, any disquiet he feels on opening his first prize bottle of briords will be largely philosophical. joe doe, on the other hand, faces a practical problem. if we assume that his heroic tippling of muscadet has attuned teh doenose to the nuances of teh briords, the absence of same is likely to bring about near kochian levels of bogus wine disquiet in him (and, what is more, without him having to call in some english dudes smelling of mothballs to cut teh capsules &c. on the remaining two bottles of his allocation).
i have no idea how many rudi victims are joe does rather than bill does, and i guess, on one hand, it doesn't matter. one might reasonably say that fakery is absolutely bad, and i'd tend to agree.
but, practically, it seems reasonable, now i think about it, to suggest that a higher ratio of bill does to joe does all round is going to make he lives of teh rudis and teh kaponzis easier. and if that is that case, then, one might also suggest that to some extant, bill doe's approach to wine actually encourages teh rudis and teh kaponzis.
if joe doe were to think this way, then as he ruefully surveyed the sorry remains of his useless fake briords allocation, one might even forgive him for dismissing bill doe's philosophical musings on fakery, and suggesting that bill actually deserves everything he gets.
indeed, had joe doe really gotten stung for his fake briords, he might even be prompted to suggest that not only has teh wine industry failed to adequately detect and deal with the fakery he had been bitten by, but with its combination of wine critics overhyping hooch and boozeslingerls laying down teh tight allocations of same, it is actually doing all that it can to promote teh conditions that provide a ready breeding ground for a new generation of teh rudis and teh kaponzis.
something like that, anyway.
fb.