I really hate posting this in obvious violation of the FAQ, and if the Politburo should in its collective wisdom choose to smite me I shall yield without objection.
But these latest facts are so close to the founding myth of Wine disorder, and before that, Wine therapy, and before that, the WLDG, and before that, many ancestral wine discussion groups that it seems impossible to ignore, much that we really should prefer that outcome.
There was a time in this life of wine of ours, when the venerated Doghead posted to an earlier version of the webz, about certain wines. In that time, the Myrmidons of the sinister RP (may the Politburo forgive my lapse into discussion of these matters, though they are only given to understand the context) threatened the Doghead with litigation to penury, whatever the merits.
At the time, I urged the Doghead to establish a legal defense fund, but he feared penury from the litigation and recanted despite his sincerely held beliefs.
But the Wine Advocate has set their dogs, er, allowed their attorneys to be such egregious assholes, er should I say, encouraged everyone to consider them to be such thin-skinned ridiculous monkeys that it surpasseth all understanding?
Why should they want to make everyone who has an Internet connection to think of them so poorly?
Why should they want to start every argument they have so deep in a hole of opprobrium?
May the Politburo forgive me, I have spent so much unrecoverable thought on the subject of ludicrous wine critics and their tame lawyers.
But these latest facts are so close to the founding myth of Wine disorder, and before that, Wine therapy, and before that, the WLDG, and before that, many ancestral wine discussion groups that it seems impossible to ignore, much that we really should prefer that outcome.
There was a time in this life of wine of ours, when the venerated Doghead posted to an earlier version of the webz, about certain wines. In that time, the Myrmidons of the sinister RP (may the Politburo forgive my lapse into discussion of these matters, though they are only given to understand the context) threatened the Doghead with litigation to penury, whatever the merits.
At the time, I urged the Doghead to establish a legal defense fund, but he feared penury from the litigation and recanted despite his sincerely held beliefs.
But the Wine Advocate has set their dogs, er, allowed their attorneys to be such egregious assholes, er should I say, encouraged everyone to consider them to be such thin-skinned ridiculous monkeys that it surpasseth all understanding?
Why should they want to make everyone who has an Internet connection to think of them so poorly?
Why should they want to start every argument they have so deep in a hole of opprobrium?
May the Politburo forgive me, I have spent so much unrecoverable thought on the subject of ludicrous wine critics and their tame lawyers.