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my wine: Champagne. semi-carbonic Cru Beaujolais?

A neighbor opened up some '02 SQN bottling of some sort for dinner recently and it was drinkable...then he showed me the 100pt RP rating and I started to get sick.
 
originally posted by Robert Dentice:
originally posted by Steve Edmunds:
a couple of my 93 point wines

Nice answer. How did you get the toast and Chocolate in the wine? Reveal your spoof tactics.

The blockbuster 1992 Syrah Durell Vineyard is a must purchase for Syrah fanatics, or wine enthusiasts who cannot get enough Hermitage. One of the greatest Syrahs this property has produced, the purple/black color is followed by a huge, fragrant nose of smoked meats, toast, chocolate, and jammy black currants. The wine displays exceptional flavor concentration, great stature and richness, beautifully integrated acidity, and ripe tannin. This full-bodied, massive, exquisitely balanced Syrah is capable of 20-25 years of evolution. A prodigious effort! One of my favorite producers, Edmunds St.-John can be relied on to turn out gorgeously rich, personality-filled wines that are a treat to taste and drink.

What, no tobacco, licorice, or road tar?
 
Chateauneuf du Pape--at least according to some lights on this board. Also big zins. If you're watching Rio Bravo, you don't want the John Wayne role played by Ian McKellen and zinfandel is the John Wayne of wines. Though I really did like the ones at Dashe I tasted a couple of days ago.
 
I can't think of any inconsistent wine loves, but I do have a somewhat irrational attraction to Haribo and various synthetically fruity candies. Perfect for long airplane rides.

There are downsides. The eventual headache, the destruction of the palate for several hours. But there is fun when in the eye of the storm!
 
originally posted by Rahsaan:
I can't think of any inconsistent wine loves, but I do have a somewhat irrational attraction to Haribo and various synthetically fruity candies. Perfect for long airplane rides.

There are downsides. The eventual headache, the destruction of the palate for several hours. But there is fun when in the eye of the storm!

Life Savers gummi sours. Crack.

I like Burgundy and Bordeaux that sometimes intersect with points. I also think that the 1990 Chave Hermitage may be the best wine I've ever had and I probably bought it, way back when, because of points.
 
originally posted by .sasha:
originally posted by Tristan Welles:
Does La Conseillante count as spoofed?

SFJoe and I received an unconfirmed report the 1971 is not.

I suspect you will get different answers if you ask how many non-spoofed wines there are in Bordeaux these days, among the well known properties, depending on the degree of spoofiness one wants to consider.
Professor Gilman, for example, published a list of so-called traditionally made Bordeaux not too long ago, and I think he was being a little generous. But I completely understand his point of view; his list is consistent if you just lower the bar a little.

I thought he was a little generous as well. The Conseillante, at best, is a 'tweener to me as I thought it was one of those spoofy wines that I could at least drink if I had to. Still had a hard time with it though. Dumped almost all of my bottles.
 
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Worried
originally posted by Steve Edmunds:
I got careless. I started drinking and playing cards. Next thing you know I was in a laundromat. Then I was in a church Bazaar, and there was an organ-grinder, and he had a monkey who wanted to make a deal. One thing led to another. Last thing I remember was being at the crossroads at midnight. Robert Johnson was there, too. And some guy with a cigar...
Jeez, I had the same dream the other night and thought it was from something I ate. I'm really worried now!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
 
originally posted by Ian Fitzsimmons:
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
Worried
originally posted by Steve Edmunds:
I got careless. I started drinking and playing cards. Next thing you know I was in a laundromat. Then I was in a church Bazaar, and there was an organ-grinder, and he had a monkey who wanted to make a deal. One thing led to another. Last thing I remember was being at the crossroads at midnight. Robert Johnson was there, too. And some guy with a cigar...
Jeez, I had the same dream the other night and thought it was from something I ate. I'm really worried now!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Said the man who died of mouth cancer from smoking cigars.
 
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