originally posted by Eden Mylunsch:
originally posted by Ian Fitzsimmons:
That material is far too old to serve as the basis for contemporary humor, imho.
This just in!!
You Can Break Your Arm When You Start Your Car!
originally posted by Lou Kessler:
I knew, but I'm older than God.
Jeez, I bet you probably had to keep an eye out for rampaging horses back in your salad days, no?
I once dated a scientist who made it clear early on in the relationship that she knew of at least 10 ways to kill me without ever finding out. I think that if this this doc had just have been a little more creative in her approach, she'd still be out there researching cancer and saving lives.
-Eden (one "warning" was that she'd knock me out with sleeping pills and drag me into a bathtub and then fill the tub with dry ice and water. The gas from the dry ice would kill me fairly quickly - and painlessly - and would evaporate to untraceable amounts in the water within a couple of hours. In the meantime my lungs would fill with water and it would look like an accidental drowning. Or maybe that's just something she saw in an episode of Perry Mason?)