I find the comments section most revealing. Andrew Halliwell with... " I haven’t tried most of the wines you list, so I can’t comment, but thanks for the tips."
Well, if you can't comment, don't write another four more paragraphs. And if you haven't even had a Lapierre, you're wearing it on your sleeve, son.
... then: "I just don’t like nasty, sour, Bretty, horse-piss wines at 4 a glass when I just had a lovely glass of Godello for 1.50, whether they are natural or not."
I can recognize horse-piss, too, Andy. And bullshit.
Great piece.