Sharks

Sharon Bowman

Sharon Bowman
I had an interesting time in Toronto last week. I was meant to go up the CN Tower with my nephew and his friend Johnny, a smart boy with glasses (whereas nephew wears none). But the weather was horrendously inclement, and the tower had 0% visibility and risk of high winds, so I went with Johnny to the aquarium next door, and my sister took her son, my nephew, to a cafe for a serious talk-to (he'd been misbehaving).

After seeing amazing sharks with the delightful 11-year-old Johnny, sharks we were not allowed to pet, even in an open tank:

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We then reconvened with my sister and nephew and drove to The Woodlot.

There was terrible, terrible road work on the way. I'd never been to the cussed city in my life, and my sister is unfortunately a bit... underskilled in the navigating by Google Maps category.

After valiant struggles, we arrived at said restaurant.

What a great evening we had. The two 11-year-old boys had their first dry-aged steaks and sides of rapini, along with house-made root beer, which they adored and all of which they scarfed down.

My sister had gnocchi treated as poutine and adored it, too, as I'd been scaring her with tales of the Canadian fare for days. I had lamb ragu on fettucine, after we'd had first courses of hen-of-the-woods and black walnuts (my first) and kale salad (really compelling for my sororal element).

The bread, made by this board's Jeff Connell, who was not in the house that evening, was also eaten with relish (OK, that's an old joke; it was much enjoyed and eaten with butter—three kinds of bread, and all scarfed).

We had a Marc Ollivier Briords and a Texier Vieille Roussette, and that was a really surprising and exciting outcome for a Canadian wine list.

The service and place were warm. They recharged my phone, much abused by my sister and nephew's social media needs.

And the boys ate the hell, too, out of chocolate cake desserts.

This meal was deemed the highlight of the trip; "finger in the nose," as the French and 11-year-old boys say.

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Great report, winegrrrl. You seemed to have weathered your outing well (no pun intended), and a dinner at the Woodlot seems fair recompense.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Mmmm... hen of the woods.

Yes, they were delicious. And I was particularly excited to get to taste black walnuts for the first time, as I'd always read/heard so much about them.
 
Black walnuts taste sour to me. Not worth the Herculean effort to obtain them.

On the other hand, the wood is beautiful when cut and polished properly.

And there's almost always an appropriate snatch of song from G&S:
"The lady who dyes a chemical yellow
Or stains her grey hair puce
Or pinches her figger
Is painted with vigor...
And permanent walnut juice."
 
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Black walnuts taste sour to me. Not worth the Herculean effort to obtain them.

On the other hand, the wood is beautiful when cut and polished properly.

Probably the only saving grace for this tree, which can be very weed-like, particularly as the squirrels love to bury the damn nuts that you don't step on!

Sorry, I have issues with black walnuts.
 
originally posted by MarkS:
originally posted by Jeff Grossman:
Black walnuts taste sour to me. Not worth the Herculean effort to obtain them.

On the other hand, the wood is beautiful when cut and polished properly.

Probably the only saving grace for this tree, which can be very weed-like, particularly as the squirrels love to bury the damn nuts that you don't step on!

Sorry, I have issues with black walnuts.

Sorry, Mark, but you sound like our curmudgeonly erstwhile neighbor (though in truth nothing but an absentee landlord). We have a black walnut in the back that likely predates our late Victorian house. Yes, the squirrels do bury the nuts all over, and, yes, the walnut seedlings are a pain. Still, the property wouldn't be the same without the tree and certainly our garden wouldn't be the same without the juglone it puts into the soil that prevents certain plants from growing within its shade. The black walnut meat does make a very nice accompaniment to persimmon bread made from persimmons harvested from trees in our garden too.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by MLipton:

Sorry, Mark, but you sound like our curmudgeonly erstwhile neighbor (though in truth nothing but an absentee landlord). We have a black walnut in the back that likely predates our late Victorian house. Yes, the squirrels do bury the nuts all over, and, yes, the walnut seedlings are a pain. Still, the property wouldn't be the same without the tree and certainly our garden wouldn't be the same without the juglone it puts into the soil that prevents certain plants from growing within its shade. The black walnut meat does make a very nice accompaniment to persimmon bread made from persimmons harvested from trees in our garden too.

Mark Lipton

And then there's this.

I make a batch every couple of years with black walnuts harvested around Traverse City in late June. Rustic but highly gulpable.
 
originally posted by fillay:
And then there's this.

I make a batch every couple of years with black walnuts harvested around Traverse City in late June. Rustic but highly gulpable.

I have a fifth of Nocino I made a few years ago that's still mellowing on a shelf. I bring it out once every six months or so to see if it has lost its ability to melt nostril hair.
 
originally posted by Todd Abrams:
originally posted by fillay:
And then there's this.

I make a batch every couple of years with black walnuts harvested around Traverse City in late June. Rustic but highly gulpable.

I have a fifth of Nocino I made a few years ago that's still mellowing on a shelf. I bring it out once every six months or so to see if it has lost its ability to melt nostril hair.

Yeah, black walnuts are larger than regular walnuts and if you don't adjust the recipe or over-steep then you can end up with something pretty fierce - all the alcohol and twice the tannins. I'm happy to offer a bottle of my 2012 vintage to anyone in need of a data point on that front.
 
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