It was automation, I know
That was what was making the factory go
It was IBM, it was Univac
It was all those gears going
Clickity clack, dear.
I thought automation was keen
Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine
It was a computer that tore us apart, dear
Automation broke my heart.
There's an RCA 5-0-3
Standing next to me, dear, where you used to be
Doesn't have your smile, doesn't have your shape,
Just a bunch of punch cards and light bulbs and tape, dear.
You're a girl geek who's soft, warm and sweet
But you're only human and that's obsolete
Though I'm very fond of that new 5-0-3, dear
Automation's not for me.
It was automation, I'm told
That's why I got fired and I'm out in the cold
How could I have known when the 5-0-3
Started in to blink it was winking at me, dear?
I thought it was just some mishap
When it sidled over and sat on my lap
But when it said "l love you " and gave me a hug, dear
That's when I pulled out... its plug.