Peter Creasey
Peter Creasey
Speaking of (to employ a useful neologism) lexophilia ...
· Venison for dinner again! Oh deer!
· England has no kidney bank, but does have a Liverpool.
· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
· Don't worry about old age: it doesn't last.
· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
· Velcro -- what a rip-off!
· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
. . . . . Pete
· Venison for dinner again! Oh deer!
· England has no kidney bank, but does have a Liverpool.
· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
· Don't worry about old age: it doesn't last.
· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
· Velcro -- what a rip-off!
· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
. . . . . Pete