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Oh, there's validity, all right. Sinclair and others, in the last few years, have shown substantial lifetime extension in zebrafish and rats. In last year's Nature paper, Sinclair showed that genetically obese mice that were fed the usual ridiculously high dosage of resveratrol were statistically indistinguishable from the positive control group of non-obese mice; the negative control group of genetically obese mice who didn't get the resveratrol had short, unhappy lives plagued by diabetes, coronary heart disease and all of the other afflictions of the modern age. Hooray for Science!

Mark Lipton
[disclaimer: I am also a resveratrol researcher]

Are you the guy sending me all these emails?!
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:
Oh, there's validity, all right. Sinclair and others, in the last few years, have shown substantial lifetime extension in zebrafish and rats. In last year's Nature paper, Sinclair showed that genetically obese mice that were fed the usual ridiculously high dosage of resveratrol were statistically indistinguishable from the positive control group of non-obese mice; the negative control group of genetically obese mice who didn't get the resveratrol had short, unhappy lives plagued by diabetes, coronary heart disease and all of the other afflictions of the modern age. Hooray for Science!

Mark Lipton
[disclaimer: I am also a resveratrol researcher]

Are you the guy sending me all these emails?!

No, that would be me. Just wire the money to my account and I will release your Congolese love child.
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Scott Kraft:

Are you the guy sending me all these emails?!

Huh??

Mark Lipton

Resveratrol spam is currently owning the #1 spot in my junk folder, various ED offers have fallen to #3. Maybe they know something I don't?
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Scott Kraft:

Are you the guy sending me all these emails?!

Huh??

Mark Lipton

Resveratrol spam is currently owning the #1 spot in my junk folder, various ED offers have fallen to #3. Maybe they know something I don't?

Yeah, but what does Carson say?
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:


Resveratrol spam is currently owning the #1 spot in my junk folder, various ED offers have fallen to #3. Maybe they know something I don't?

Wow, that is surreal. I don't know that I've ever seen resveratrol-related spam and I fucking publish articles on the subject.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Scott Kraft:


Resveratrol spam is currently owning the #1 spot in my junk folder, various ED offers have fallen to #3. Maybe they know something I don't?

Wow, that is surreal. I don't know that I've ever seen resveratrol-related spam and I fucking publish articles on the subject.

Mark Lipton

Yeah, but did you catch the Purdue joke during the Rose Bowl commentary?

Should I be taking resveratrol? I don't want to live longer, just to be able to drink and eat more.
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:
About what?

I don't know. Resveratrol? Just trying to stay in touch with today's youth.

I just decided I won't listen to anything that doesn't sound 88% as good as Joy Division. Makes it hard to get in to new music.
 
originally posted by VLM:

Yeah, but did you catch the Purdue joke during the Rose Bowl commentary?

Nope, and I even caught the first half of the game with my Penn St-loving FL in-laws. What was it, pray tell?

Should I be taking resveratrol? I don't want to live longer, just to be able to drink and eat more.

Well, as a doctor, I would advise you to consume as much as you can by oral administration using a 10-13% ethanol solution as excipient.*

Mark Lipton

* Look it up, goddamn it!
 
originally posted by VLM:
originally posted by Scott Kraft:
About what?

I don't know. Resveratrol? Just trying to stay in touch with today's youth.

I just decided I won't listen to anything that doesn't sound 88% as good as Joy Division. Makes it hard to get in to new music.

Oh. She says:

GAG VLM. OLD MUSIC = OLD PERSON!! LIU HAHA!

REZ F/OLDS. HGH F/KIDS. 94 CHAVE 2!!

TTYL
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Scott Kraft:


Resveratrol spam is currently owning the #1 spot in my junk folder, various ED offers have fallen to #3. Maybe they know something I don't?

Wow, that is surreal. I don't know that I've ever seen resveratrol-related spam and I fucking publish articles on the subject.

Mark Lipton

Sunday's are slow spam days. I'll post an example tomorrow.
 
originally posted by MLipton:
originally posted by Scott Kraft:


Resveratrol spam is currently owning the #1 spot in my junk folder, various ED offers have fallen to #3. Maybe they know something I don't?

Wow, that is surreal. I don't know that I've ever seen resveratrol-related spam and I fucking publish articles on the subject.

Mark Lipton

This is typical:

RezV (Rezveratrol) Anti Aging - Free Trial

That's the subject line. The body of the email is a linked image so I can't send that.
 
Scott, between your daughter's terse commentary and the contents of your Spam folder, you're providing some of the best content on this site!

Kudos!
 
originally posted by Scott Kraft:

This is typical:

RezV (Rezveratrol) Anti Aging - Free Trial

That's the subject line. The body of the email is a linked image so I can't send that.

Crazy shit. Even going through my spamtrap's contents reveals not a single email with resv or rezv in the subject line. You're just lucky, I guess, Scott.

Mark Lipton
 
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