Michigan State Legislature Bans the Jebus!

[Unknown]

It's all going underground. On Saturday nights a local group apparently populates an ever-changing abandoned warehouse in Detroit for the purpose of consuming large amounts of rare and obscure wine. The location is only announced early in the afternoon and spreads through a network of local contacts.

Usually, the organizers will come in early to setup the cheese and charcuterie plates, though a small oven and burner are brought in for anyone that needs to do an on site saut or warm their gougere. To remain low-key, music is limited to a battery operated, portable ipod shuffling Sade songs on low volume.

I've heard some of these events last well past 10:30.

 

[mlawton]

originally posted by LarryM:

originally posted by Bwood:
Michigan tried banning jebuses before, and everyone just moved them an hour south to Toledo. There's a whole complex of jebus-ready hotels that now ring Toledo, in fact. That and bowling may be the only things keeping the economy going there.

Seriously dude, next year we bowl! It will not be league play, but...

"Hipster Wine" as a theme, and bowling! I am going to make my reservation now.

 

[Kriss Reed]

originally posted by JBrennan:
Rumor has it that this legislation was necessary to prevent unlicensed Jebuses from occurring in recently abandoned foreclosed homes.

Guess I'll send back the Riedel crack pipe I had ordered from Amazon.