Thoughts:
-- The Pinon brut is arguably the best wine in the bubblies, but the description is the least accessible. Can you re-word it to encourage consumption (you know, drinking... not tuberculosis)?
-- Does "chablis meets Vouvray" mean enough to most people who eat at Slows?
-- the Wasserman Pinot? Really? Hrmpf.
-- Along the same lines, can you beg your distributors to form a pipeline from Joseph Swan? If you're going to have any American Zins and Pinot Noirs, those would be ideal. The Zin has been spotted recently in Papa Joe's in the 'burbs, and in the past year, a lot of 04 and 05 Pinot Noir from them showed up in a handful of restaurants in the area (Forest Grill and Melange and Vinology in Ann Arbor among them).
-- This might seem stupid to point out, but should you italicize the "and" in "inky and refreshing" for the Pif? The two seem opposed in the popular lexicon.