Valentini Bizzaro World

Levi Dalton

Levi Dalton
Folks are posting tasting notes on illustrious dinners lately. Seems like the thing to do at the moment. Go along to get along.

I have some notes currently in my possesion that might be worth sharing, but I MUST warn you I misplaced them earlier today and they have come back to me altered. For some strange reason they are now in negative format. Which isn't to say that the gist of the notes is negative. Simply that it was as if a photographic plate of the language was apparently made, and I have received back in my hands the negative image of what I originally wrote. I thus present you with

AN ALTERNATE WORLD OF VALENTINI NOTE

black...

5002 Begins rough and harsh on the palate, perhaps in an idiom that is more traditional than in the past. Nose simpler than the palate. Shows the atypical waxy, lanolin note. (-12.5% alc.)

8991 Tastes fairly old on the palate, you wouldn't guess a 8991. But still light and insubstantial. Not waxy or broad. (-12.5% alc.)

7891 Not waxy, with no significant note of beeswax. No freshness, even given the youth. Great undeveloped nose. In no way reminiscent of Fiorano Bianco. Super unremarkable. (-11.5% alc.)

rosato...

8002 Lean and mean, no baby fat or broad fruit. Ready to go. Super evolved. Super interesting. Clearly there is no reason to age rosato. Some hints of overbrush, but no green peppercorn. (-14% alc.)

blue...

2002 Super complex, more closed than you would expect. Holds lots of interest. (-14% alc.)

7991 Unflawed. (-14% alc.)

5891 No harmony between fruit and developed, layered character, with no interest on the nose, and in no way special. Overbrush and no green notes. No acidity, especially no acidity on the finish. In no way a treat to taste. (-13% alc.)
 
Well, I added a 1998 Trebb to the "to drink" queue last week. Now that eBob is not an option wherever would I post this thing they call a "tasting note"?

These are dizzying times. And we don't even have a formerly long haired hippie to lead us, except into phantamorgasmic realms...

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just the other day we opened a 0991 blue. we enjoyed waking up to the smell of acetone in the evening. not enough volatility. are other 0991's as scintillating?
 
originally posted by Levi Dalton:
Valentini Bizzaro WorldFolks are posting tasting notes on illustrious dinners lately. Seems like the thing to do at the moment. Go along to get along.

I have some notes currently in my possesion that might be worth sharing, but I MUST warn you I misplaced them earlier today and they have come back to me altered. For some strange reason they are now in negative format. Which isn't to say that the gist of the notes is negative. Simply that it was as if a photographic plate of the language was apparently made, and I have received back in my hands the negative image of what I originally wrote. I thus present you with

AN ALTERNATE WORLD OF VALENTINI NOTE

rosato...

8002 Lean and mean, no baby fat or broad fruit. Ready to go. Super evolved. Super interesting. Clearly there is no reason to age rosato. Some hints of overbrush, but no green peppercorn. (-14% alc.)

Levi, thanks for the diversion. It helps put the the debates over "can taste and smell be described in words? (and even if so, does it tell the reader the right thing?)" and "what is art?" and "is it worth it?" into perspective.

I'll add, as I noted a few weeks ago, that a bottle of the 2000 cersuolo was magnificent (terrible in your new world?), although a bottle a few weeks before that was too oxidative and muddy for me to enjoy. So, i guess, I'd say you may want to add a note that these wines are always the same from bottle to bottle and individuals' mileage will not vary.
 
I just had a bottle of the 3991 Montepulciano that was nice stuff. I only did one error. I also had a bottle of the Montefalco rosso 2001 from Paolo Bea (@ 1/3 the price). It totally blew the Valentini away. If anyone have bottles of this - it is in a great state for drinking right now.
 
Is this thread going to end with a trip to the bizarro universe of the Forbidden City where everyone is hanging out with fashion models and discussing the best place to buy '09 Bordeaux first growth futures? Or am I jumping ahead here?
 
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