Cancer

originally posted by Michel Abood:
Fuck, that sucks. I won't pray for you as I'm not a religious person, but I'll happily sacrifice a few virgins in your name.
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Thanks Michel!

Will you be jointly sacrificing virgins with David M. Buecker?
 
originally posted by Jonathan Loesberg:
Am I allowed, out of fellow feeling, to buy more of your wines than I would otherwise have done or must I hold myself to normal acquisitions?
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Sounds to me like: No prayers, No wine. no reason.
 
originally posted by Jonathan Loesberg:
Am I allowed, out of fellow feeling, to buy more of your wines than I would otherwise have done or must I hold myself to normal acquisitions?
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Normal acquisitions are fine. Maybe they'll cure me!

Why deplete all the stock?
 
originally posted by Michel Abood:
Nope, my religion doesn't allow sharing. He has to get his own virgins.
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David:

Have you tried Craigslist?

Just be careful. I hear many of the underage girls are actually undercover police officers.

I hate to see you get involved in a sting on my account.

Joe
 
originally posted by Joe Dressner:
Thanks David!

That's a prayer I can go with!

By the way, will you also be masturbating?
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Now that you have burned your name into my mind in combination with that word I would think it's kind of pointless (not that it wasn't always pointless).
 
Maybe for girls, but on the topic of the thread, it probably helps prevent or defer the development of prostate cancer in males.

The controlled studies are tough to do, however.
 
Joe:

Great to hear that your company will be representing De Moor: I will double my quantities this year (on my income, this should take me up to a full case!). Harsh toke for their previous importers. Please encourage De Moor to bottle some of their wine in magnums.

I'm shocked to learn that the 2005 Senechal is drinking now; the only bottle I tried, about five months ago, was tight as the proverbial nun's *.

I called my mother this morning and had a nice chat with her.
 
Fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck and furthermore fuck. Gotta get me some of that '05 Clos Senechal.

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by Joe Dressner:
originally posted by David M. Bueker:
Do you often pray for people you've never met? As far as I know, we've never met.
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It's a special boon for wine importers.
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I'd be deeply appreciative if you didn't pray for me.

Is that ok with you?

The best thing you can do for me, in this very personal time, is to not pray for me.

Pray for Brad Kane or someone else who needs salvation.

OK?
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Well, as a fellow atheist, I can dig this. However, what are your feelings on the ceremonial killing of chickens, Joe? Since I now live in a rather picturesque place where such things can be arranged,I thought... I can even arrange for Kane to be whipped with the chicken in question. I hear that's especially funny for the gods, puts them in a good mood.
 
originally posted by SFJoe:
Pointless?Maybe for girls, but on the topic of the thread, it probably helps prevent or defer the development of prostate cancer in males.

The controlled studies are tough to do, however.
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And here I was worried about prostate cancer!

Thanks Joe!
 
originally posted by The Latin Liquidator:
originally posted by Joe Dressner:
originally posted by David M. Bueker:
Do you often pray for people you've never met? As far as I know, we've never met.
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It's a special boon for wine importers.
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I'd be deeply appreciative if you didn't pray for me.

Is that ok with you?

The best thing you can do for me, in this very personal time, is to not pray for me.

Pray for Brad Kane or someone else who needs salvation.

OK?
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Well, as a fellow atheist, I can dig this. However, what are your feelings on the ceremonial killing of chickens, Joe? Since I now live in a rather picturesque place where such things can be arranged,I thought... I can even arrange for Kane to be whipped with the chicken in question. I hear that's especially funny for the gods, puts them in a good mood.
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Gods, shmods, I'd pay to see that!
 
Thank God it's just your brain, Joe, and nothing more vital.

I'll go from Jim's "Shit" to Steve's "Goddam" and end with George Clinton's "Get off Your Ass and Jam."
 
originally posted by Ian Fitzsimmons:
I'm shocked to learn that the 2005 Senechal is drinking now; the only bottle I tried, about five months ago, was tight as the proverbial nun's *.
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Correct! Very difficult five months ago, because it was partially closed, so to speak. A month ago we had another bottle at Trestle of Tenth, and since it was now completely closed, it showed beautifully in a superficial sort of way.
 
originally posted by Joe Dressner:
originally posted by David M. Bueker:
Do you often pray for people you've never met? As far as I know, we've never met.
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It's a special boon for wine importers.
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I'd be deeply appreciative if you didn't pray for me.

Is that ok with you?

The best thing you can do for me, in this very personal time, is to not pray for me.

Pray for Brad Kane or someone else who needs salvation.

OK?
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I'd like to drop some knowledge on David. As a a WASP (and while David is most likely of German ancestry, it is close enough) we are trained from en early age to offer all sorts of condolences and to try to empathize with those suffering. I'm not sure about David, but around about college, I was exposed to Jews. They are not raised this way. Judaism is a religion of punishment, not empathy.

So in effect, you just can't pray for Jews*. If we're right, they are going to burn in hell and they know it. Even worse for Joe, he is a self-hating-Jew-that-won't-import-Kosher-wine. That means, if the Messiah does finally come for his people, he is in for a world of Old Testament ass-rape.

To compound it all, he's a Menshevik, which is the most obscure and ill fated of all the communist factions. And as any student of History** knows, you can't really change sides in this whole commie thing. This is also why he is so resigned to his fate and immune to our WASPy entreaties. There is a strong fatalistic streak in the Mensheviks.

So, in essence, Joe is right. Your efforts are much better spent on Brad Kane who is probably susceptible to the "Jews for Jesus" stuff.

Joe, feel free to re-print this on your blog if it will help other WASPs understand Jews and dying.

* That doesn't mean you shouldn't, it just means they won't understand it. To them, God is a fire-breathing, pestilence bringing badass-mofo, so just mentioning them to God scares them because you might bring them to His attention.

** History is capitalized because we are talking Marxism here.
 
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