Cancer

40 is today's 20.

When my father's health was deteriorating, he never lost his sense of humor. I know that made things easier on him and his family. Pretty obvious that your sick, twisted humor (I mean that in a complimentary way) is intact. Hopefully, it helps you and your family get through this.
 
originally posted by Chris Coad:
originally posted by The Latin Liquidator:
originally posted by Joe Dressner:
originally posted by David M. Bueker:
Do you often pray for people you've never met? As far as I know, we've never met.
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It's a special boon for wine importers.
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I'd be deeply appreciative if you didn't pray for me.

Is that ok with you?

The best thing you can do for me, in this very personal time, is to not pray for me.

Pray for Brad Kane or someone else who needs salvation.

OK?
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Well, as a fellow atheist, I can dig this. However, what are your feelings on the ceremonial killing of chickens, Joe? Since I now live in a rather picturesque place where such things can be arranged,I thought... I can even arrange for Kane to be whipped with the chicken in question. I hear that's especially funny for the gods, puts them in a good mood.
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Gods, shmods, I'd pay to see that!
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Sez the Chicken-and-gods wrangler that it's actually cheaper if he whips Kane with a live chicken instead of a dead one. And the gods find it even funnier.
 
originally posted by slaton:
Shitcock!
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Seconded.

On the positive side, Captaintumorman is making me laugh. Now I will go drink. Yes, I'm aware it's 1:21PM and I'm at work.
 
Keep smiling!

Feel better soon!

I'm there for you!

jb (who thinks the entry on prayer on captaintumorman should be nominated for an award of some kind)
 
Joe: Jill and I send you our best, and we are thinking of you.

Taking your advice from the new blog, tomorrow night we will have a nice meal and think of you as we enjoy it along with a good bottle or two. We'll also make a contribution to a charity in your honor to feed some children in Africa. We've already adopted a stray dog and I'm afraid I draw the line at one. But as we finish making the Kiddush blessing over the wine (which is our Friday night tradition and I assure you has absolutely nothing to do with you) I will ask our family, as they say Amen, to join me in denouncing every self-entitled Endocrinologist that Great Neck has to offer.

All the best,

Marty
 
...However, what are your feelings on the ceremonial killing of chickens, Joe? Since I now live in a rather picturesque place where such things can be arranged,I thought...
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I'm sure Joe is in favor of chicken-killing ceremonies, provided the proper rituals are followed, such as thorough browning, plenty of red wine, lardons, garlic and herbs, and so on. I have it on good authority he has participated in such cult worship in numerous restaurants throughout the U.S. and Europe.

Good luck, Joe.
 
Joe,

God just called. He's headed to a NASCAR race & needs some Muscadet.

Oh, and he hopes your enemies rot in hell. I presume that means pretty much everyone.
 
Actually, this board is filled with close friends. They, along with me, find you to be a sanctimonious bore and blowhard.

Where did you crawl out from anyhow?

What would it take to convince you to go back there?
 
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