CWD: Musar 2005 (Homeopathic version)

Saina Nieminen

Saina Nieminen
I seem to have miscalculated the amount of wine I needed to tide me over the winter. So now I'm out of drinkable wine and only have stuff I mean to cellar. So I am at our monopoly's, Alko's, mercy for a while until my next shipment arrives. But I've already tried everything interesting (and far too many duds) that Alko has so I didn't feel like drinking their wines this weekend. Thankfully I am a firm believer in homeopathy so I made myself some homeopathic wine.

I had a few drops left in the bottom a bottle of Musar 2005. So I did what any homeopath would do and I put a drop of wine into a hundred drops of water. Then I shook the solution ten times up and down; ten times to the side; and ten times back and forth. I repeated the process until I had diluted it to 30C or 10⁻⁶⁰! I think it's pretty safe to say that not a single molecule of the original Musar can be in this homeopathic wine - so it must be pretty damn potent stuff because as we know, the less of the active ingredient there is, the stronger it is. Let's put it to the test!

Having taken a single sip I can ofifcly sya Im' siht-faedc!
 
In your non-homeopathic consumption of the 2005 Musar, how was it? I happen to have chanced upon a supply of it here in these Musar-bereft parts, but neither my usual CT source of information (Geshtin) nor the usually reliable Repository of Useless Information have had anything to say on the subject...

Mark Lipton
 
originally posted by mark e:
originally posted by Otto Nieminen:
So I am at our monopoly's

I believe the Norway monopoly stores sell Texier wines.

It is very far between Alko (Finland) and Vinmonopolet (Norway) in terms of selection. Probably Vinmonopolet has the greatest selection in the world (when it comes to product lines). Around 15000 different products as of today available.

Disclaimer: I work as Product Manager for Fine Wines at Vinmonopolet.
 
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